These little mascots are protecting my server and ensuring only the cleanest of code is written 😂

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

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Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again?

This version has a virus!

Programming is possibly the most relaxing job.

5% time programming
30% time searching the web
50% time thinking
15% time pretending to be thinking

Some dude's sitting next to me on the train pushing his code. Looks like he's on Arch with pure i3.

I like this guy already.

Hahahaha

My girlfriend gifted me this custom made mug on my birthday

Circular linked list

I GOT A JOB OFFER!!! IM OUT OF THIS FUCKING HELLHOLE!!!

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

The biggest mystery - SOLVED!

Adding features to a legacy codebase

makes sense

Mmmmmm.....

Deep...

Asking the real question here.

penguins ...

How do I code....

Employer: Need a freelancer to die for me

Freelancer: I'm a professional dier

that happens to me sometimes

Got my first job as a sysadmin at 13 years old

After being hired as a PHP programmer, I have been assigned my first Java project

This gets me all the time.

Looping around!

love finding those lol

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404: sleep not found

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Today I discovered by myself that...

...in a shell...

...when entering a password (e.g. ssh)...

...and you make a typo... 🤦‍♂️

...you don't need to smack that backspace key like a maniac! You can just use the clear line shortcut: control+U (^U). This clears all input to the left of your cursor and this also works for passwords.