12:30pm - I can't code any more, what does this function even do?
12:45pm - What's a function?
12:59pm - I still don't know what a function is
01:00pm - *Eats Lunch*
01:05pm - My code makes perfect sense

u/bob
"hey can someone help me assign 10 to a variable in rust"

u/1337rustpro
"Well first of all little shithead that is not rust-like we dont do that in rust here is how godfather mozilla intended it first you create a register in your ram then you download these 9 packages that are not in std for some reason then you box your integer 78 times then you sacrifice a goat that the rust compiler doesnt give you random advice that doesnt work then you pee on your motherboard and commit 53 times to open source repos on github bitbucket and svn then you will maybe probably have 7 assigned to your variable"

u/bob
"Oh wow rust sure is overly complicated"

u/bob
<User banned>

Basically most of the python scripts I've seen.

Laughed harder than I should 😂
P.s. I use both!

It's always fun to get contacted by someone who doesn't code and they want you to code an entire startup for them...

The fun part... Is they will pay you later when it generates money

How cute *_*

Wanblows 10 unlocks the real power of your machine! :P

If you refactor code and make it worse, did you refucktor it?

HOW!? Just HOW THE FUUUCK??!

Did anybody ever try to put a cinnamon desktop onto a ubuntu server version?? 'Cause this is simply fucked up!

Just add the ppa they said. Just run
$ apt-get install cinnamon
they said!

APT-GET YOUR FUCKING HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES!

ARRRGGGH. *table-flip*

DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FUCKING. SCREEN.

I just found new band called "localhost". They recently published their new album named "127.0.0.1" with an awesome song "It works on my machine".

It's awesome :D

So many wifes out there are having this problem right now I guess.

I wish i could git reset --hard my life

You wouldn't download a house

Script kiddies be like:
** install python **
print "hack this world"

woah!! I'm a hacker now

You don't have to fix your pull request if you directly merge it into master.

That moment when instead of debugging, you use cout to see the results...

I need a new computer to program.
I need to program so I can afford to buy a new computer.

If I had a child I would name him or her "sudo" so I would be sure he/she would do what I say.
"Sudo don't touch the oven!"

You guys have ducks to help your code work. I have Lucille to motivate it to work. ☕

Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.

Code free, code alone!

Happy 25th birthday Linux!

There is a very big difference between:

"Here is all the code we have working"

And

"Here is all the code we have, working"