Internship Rant #2

I can't believe I'm hating my job right now. It sucks because I have never coded in javascript and they expect me to code in javascript. I don't even know what I am doing, but I'm trying my best. I kinda have something already, but the worst part of it is that my boss comes in once in a while and sits beside me looking at my screen and of course, he expects me to tell him what I have been doing and what progress I have done. It's stressful cause I specifically told him that I have never coded in JavaScript and he still thinks I can get things done in a few days.

Perks of new job:
- I can take a bath there whenever I want
- gr8 bathroom 11/10
- gr8 heater, no need to have my hands shaking all the time
- workspace is nice and everyone has an extension so my phone and laptop are always on full charge
- flexible work schedule
- easy access to company files hehehe including credentials

Anyways, so I have to deal with this for three months.

presentation is in 30 minutes time! still cant figure it out so you fake it by doing this..

Global internet traffic:

1992: 100 GB/day
Today: 20K GB/second

@donnico saw your rant about that "perfect code" and remembered of this 😀

My Dad keeps the foil on everything and it drives me mad

Da Fuck!?!
Yesterday I found some abnormal activity on my server, someone was trying to brute force my ssh as root since two days! Started raging and installed fail2ban (which automatically bans an IP if it fails to log X times and eventually sends me an email). Woke up this morning to find that a fucking Chinese guy/malware spent the whole night trying to brute Force me!
Fucking cunt! Don't you have any better to do!!
My key is a 32 characters long encrypted key, with the ban he can try 3 passwords /2 hours, good luck brute forcing it you bitch!

Why isn't my touchscreen working?

Perfect soldering. Time to start coding this xbox 😁😁😁😁

Known by experience.

How many of you want a ctrl+z and ctrl+f in the mobile keypads?

Mock explained

I made a web app and a mobile app for a client two months ago. Yesterday I shut down the server because I wasn't paid yet despite my multiple warnings and reminders.

Under thirty minutes the money was in my bank account.

Sad thing is they weren't responding to me, ignoring or lullabying me with good cop bad cop acts, acting like friends etc...

Lowering my bar to people / agencies like this depresses me.

Btw they are my former agency, they have all the money in the world but turns out they are all jackasses after all...

Hey guys don't you know where all the 7 segment displays wen...

That's when I sold my bitcoins for wedding gift shopping.

Savage 😂

Kids these days... 😂

JSON Bourne

New iPhone

Was that prod?

Translation: My Samsung picture app wants to be allowed to make and receive phone calls...

WHY IN THE FLYING FUCK DOES MY STOCK GALERY APP NEED TO MAKE PHONE CALLS????

"You'll be learning and working with C++ and Assembly."

I could very well be the only student ever to have been excited by that prospect.

Searching where an event takes place at, Google says "the Earth"

Haskel seems awesome.

Source: /r/programmerhumor

"Amazon EC2 now offers Microsoft SQL Server 2017 with Red Hat Enterprise Linux 7.4"

If you somehow managed to install Mac OS on a raspberry Pi, does that make it an Apple Pi?

I'm sorry, I'll leave now...

Just Angular thing

Apple offices be like..

When AI meets git
- {turnoff.us}

anyone?