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Game developer and AI researcher
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Java, c#, swift, Xcode, unity, Python, php.

Joined devRant on 5/13/2016

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Please people! I'm begging you! please use !Rant correctly
! means NOT
!Rant == NOT Rant
You cannot call yourselves developers if you do not understand this simple syntax!

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Just taking the temperature - how many people would be interested in a devRant podcast? We'd probably start with it being every other week.

It would feature things like inside devRant updates, guest interviews, rant readings, and anything else fun we could think of.

Any thoughts?

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Just heard another dev point out how much junk email test@test.com must get.

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When someone really really doesn't like "magic numbers" in their code.

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Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

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Made me laugh a little :D

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Whenever i see "Create an app without coding" advertisement on facebook, first thing that come in mind is "Fuck a girl without a dick"

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Check out this superb website that I made..

http://localhost:8080

joke/meme feedback please

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The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

question typing

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Client: My mouse is working backwards
me: *rotates mouse 180 degrees*
Client: Thanks! You even brought the buttons back!

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Anyone who thinks robots are about to take over the world has clearly not written their own single line of code.

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classmate: Hey, "friend" told me you do freelance website development. right? I need to create a new website and need your help.

Me: umm... OK... what's it about?

Classmate: It's for my dad's friend's business.

Me: OK. but I will charge the standard rate.

classmate: No... I will make it myself. I just want your help.

Me(Internally): ...not again...

Me: Do it yourself then.

Classmate: It will be quick. an hour or two max.

Me: *speechless*

Classmate: And one of my uncle who did IT told me that c++ is faster. can we use that instead of HTML?

Me: huh...?

classmate: you don't know shit.

... classmate walks away...

This guy somehow manages to get As in exams (mostly cheating. and our papers are shitty theory papers which you can mug up. so that helps) and in a year will have an IT degree.

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I think you guys will find this very useful

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For all those people with some great app ideas , visit play store just to find out other 69 fucking similar apps for the same shit you've been pitching me for the past hour.

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This is way too true.

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Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

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When I need to finish a project

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I found a bug in my sleep...what has programming done to me !?

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Client just sent me his company_logo_transparent.jpg 😐

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When your Web developer leaves:
Is it too late to say sorry? Cause I'm missing more than just your <body>

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Near future

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Finding this buried as a joke...

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trust me, it's done and tested!

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😬😬😬😬

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First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

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There are 3 types of fear
1. Terror
2. Panic
3. Client is using internet explorer

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If I could impress girls with my Java skills, I would still be single.

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... I have no words...

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