For Indian Developers 😅

PM1 : "we need to implement this feature"

After days of development.

Testing time

PM2 : "My recommendation is that we don't need this feature"

:/

only if we had enough girl coders

Time sheet 😂😂😂

So I just woke up and started my PC, just to see this, guess Chrome didn't have it's coffee yet...

When you know what you need, but don't know how to do it and can't get your thoughts into words well enough to ask on stackoverflow.

Music for programming.
For the ones who didn't know about this website, enjoy!
Sharing is caring :)

http://musicforprogramming.net

Sums up my life...

For the Computer Science students out there...:D

Epic 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

When two programmer's got married.

Plus it had Snake II.

Had a friend who was forced to document his own code. He gave up after an hour of trying to figure out what methods 'somethingsomething()' and 'somethingsomething2()' did...

So the company I work for decides there's money for installing a Jacuzzi on the roof but won't buy our new dev a PC? Where's he supposed to work? In the fecking hot tub?

so true ...

On the phone.

Them: "So we do X and Y and Z... can you try again?"
Me: "Yup. Still getting max retries error"
Them: "You know what, let me restart the server"
Me: "Whatever you did it worked. API is back online"
Them: "You're kidding me right?"

Took us 4 hours to restart a server.

This is what happens when you use an 8-bit unsigned int for a temperature field, and it's -2°F outside

sry gals

25 years of Linux! :D

It has never worked for me. Lol.

Yes please!

I played a prank on my coworkers. Covered the bottom sensor of the mouse with part of a post-it note. I went home for the night.

The following morning My boss was the only one in at first and spent an hour unplugging and plugging it back in. He was just about to go out to buy another mouse when someone else came in, immediately looked at the bottom, chuckled to himself and took it off.

Someone called me saying that the system wasnt letting them login.

I walked over to their desk to see that they had the application open with the credentials filled in. I clicked "OK" and what do you know, it logged them in!

sometimes I feel like living windows XP

There are 11 types of users

any one else use plantuml for sequence diagrams flowcharts er uml etc? if so which editor?
I use brackets because of its live preview

Reality...

Who hates when their parents think they're playing video games when in reality we're programming?

Friday afternoon going straight to production without testing.

Time to rest