Got db scheme as an gif image... No datatypes and missing tabletter.

That is one way to do it.

Every time I start a new project, I spend too much time on unnecessary things like picking an IDE to use or a name for the project

Semantic what?

"mmx-a00112-bwt-1.6.2e_dirtyPatch_withoutCityTours_startpageHack_2.zip"

Atom's Star Wars theme makes minified code a beautiful thing.

When your sysadmins can't script a file compare and so you do the code for them.
"Sorry but we can't run unknown code on the server"
Read the code then you vile troglodytes!

I hate when a "retry count" actually is a "try count". That off by one hurts.

When your company doesn't offer free coffee and yet they still can't understand why all their deadlines run late.

one week ago me and my team built an android controlled robot in 2 days from scratch. that was the coolest project this month.

It's great when the whole team is waiting for you and stare at you as soon as you step in.
It's even better when you realize they were just messing with you.

When I need to fight for user experience on a meeting

Coffee machine isn't working.

Well were developers it's a hardware issue.

Let's call IT

True :|

(after 1 month working on native android app).
Me: The android app is now ready.

Boss: okay great... Can we have the ios one ready for launch tomorrow.

Me: No it will take some time.
Boss: why you already have the Code can't you just make an ios app out of it... Like copy and paste

Me:😡😡🆘

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soon,number of devRant users will hit its million mark and @dfox will not be able to write to everyone personally and mail their stickers!

So, here's to us, the early adapters of devRant! cheers!

[person] so, what do game developers do?
[me]

How my .bash_profile looks like after spending some time on devrant

Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

Well played Google, well played...

About to go live...

For my bachelor thesis 3 years ago I wrote a Go/Baduk AI system capable of sharing a problem between an unlimited number of programs to be worked on. 3 years later Google kicked ass using pretty much that method + machine learning. Which is my master's degree... Should have patented it!

love helping users that can describe their problem and then we have the "other" side of users, the life sucking golems of collective stupidity.

You get "software does not work!" and asks for error message or description of what doesn't work and get same response "it does not work".

After a few rounds in the "what is wrong support circle" it ends with user has changed PC to one were the software is not installed...

"it does not work" no effing shit sherlock you want me to install some IQ with it?

*Coding on a website*
Wow this image is huge! Should I give it to my Graphics Designer? Nah I can fix this.
*Opening Gimp*
2 min later....
Image completely destroyed, fml!

When your program is well packaged and runs on even the 13 year old XP machine you keep around for testing these things, but somehow a customer has a Windows PC so shitty it won't run it.

One last time before I drop the handkerchief, gentlemen; will you retract your Stackoverflow downvotes?

Buying a mechanical keyboard was probably one of the best decisions I ever made!

A client tells me that the colors are all wrong on my screen, and offers the idea of calibrating it.

#i use f.lux

Coolest project? No project is cool anymore after clients changed their mind for the 9000th time which happens like... always.

Just speechless 😶