Been there.

😂😂😂😂😂

Making the best of a bad situation

Priceless 😂😂😂

When the team isn't holding anymore

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

After long hours at work, I can relate

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

The OSX Sierra update was like 10GB and took 75 minutes + two restarts to install which is bizarre because I can install Ubuntu in like 3 minutes.

Though I think it spent most of its time iterating every.single.god.damned.thing in /usr/local decided whether it needed to be moved out of the way

They don’t even give you a log of what’s going on now - just a progress bar.

When you get a little confused

(don't mind the first sentence of the img)

This is what i tell my debugger each time i run an application...

The feeling you get when you've accepted a job offer and then discover this

I think I should start mentioning my devrant id in my resume.

Just a thought, my points will prove that atleast I have good sense of humor :D

mysql server crashes every 18 days, no oom, no crash logs, no sigkill being sent (used auditd). so I figure it's a unknown corner case bug in mysql. now I use a cron job to restart the damn thing every week at 3am, not a problem anymore

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

At least it's honest...

Access granted. 😂

When you have a super annoying problem that Google has been unable to help with... But you stumble upon a link with the exact title matching your issue... And clicking on it gives you a 404.

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Best weather for coding :)

So a friend gifted me this for my birthday! Probably among the best gifts ever 😀

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

One of the many joys in a programmers life

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

This is how I roll.

FACT: The amount of problems you encounter with a project is inversely proportional to how close you are to finishing it.

*Trying to finish up this project I'm doing*

Me: "Fuck this shit I'm done shit doesn't work"

*non-dev girlfriend sits in front of computer*

GF: "I believe this line shouldn't be here it messes up what happens in the loop. Or atleast that's what it looks"

*checking it*

Me: "So what's your ring size again"

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The honest website ever... 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

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