Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

New ultra fast sorting algorithm!

Dear Managers; we do not appreciate how comfortable you are behind a facade of ignorance. Your inaction is directly responsible for the failures of your team; both technical and cultural. You are why we are unhappy, you are why we stop growing, you are why we do not care, you are why we do not innovate; and most important of all, you are why we leave.

try {
♥️
}
catch(e) {
🍺
}

#happyvalentinesday

the eclipse "Dark" theme is brighter than my future

If you're going to host a Women in Tech Breakfast, there needs to be more than one samovar of coffee (even if it's being constantly refilled). Clearly the hosts have no experience in distributed computing.

And suddendly Github's tool bar is black.

I'm going to be all tech-snobby and share one of my favourite tweets.

I hate it when I see people doing this!!

Python trusts you. It says "hey, if you want
to go poking around in dark places, I'm gonna trust that you've got
a good reason and you're not making trouble."

After all, we're all consenting adults here.

Finally the solution!

EDIT: since this announcement, collabs have been made free to post for all devRant members!

Introducing two big new devRant features!

First, the one @trogus and I are most excited about - Collabs!

Collabs are an easy way to start projects or work on existing projects with the awesome members of the devRant community. You can post a collab listing for the awesome open source project you started that could use some more contributors, that fun idea you have for a brand new project, or really anything you want to gather some fellow devs for. We think it will be a lot of fun.

Collabs also is a devRant first - it's our first paid feature. For each 2 week collab posting, we're charging $14.99. But we wanted to make sure to thank devRant users who have been with us for a while and anyone who contributes often, so anyone with 2,000 points or higher (now or in the future) gets one free collab listing!

The main reason we see collabs as a great first paid feature is because requiring payment or 2,000 points serves to be a slight barrier in posting a collab. We think for collaborations to be successful it's important to have some way to keep out listings where the poster has no intent of following through and we hope this is a good start to doing that.

NOTE: if the collab you are looking to create is devRant-centric (ex. a devRant Chrome extension), we will give you a free credit especially for that so you don't have to pay or use your earned free one. Just contact us (info@devrant.io) if your project falls into that category.

In addition, after tons of demand from the community, you can now change your username and email address! One important note is that you only get to change your username one time every 6 months, so use it cautiously :) You can access this feature in the "more" tab, then settings, then "Edit username or email."

If you have any questions or feedback about any of this, just let us know! We hope everyone enjoys :)

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

The power of the linux terminal is just unbelievable O_O

Twice now I've high leveled automated software testing to people not in tech and they actually get the benefits quicker than some tech managers.....

Have you ever tired of reviewing code of someone?

git branch -D master

I'd say VIM, but I end up spending the day customizing my .vimrc file instead of actual productivity.

So now I know....

Happy 25th birthday Linux!

Multithreaded theory vs actual

Back in the day, it was a kind of unwritten rule that you would ++ the ranter when you posted a comment on their rant... or was that just me?

If you ever feel that you have a shitty job just remember that there is a programming language called Brainfuck and at least once in time it was someone's job to debug a real program written in Brainfuck. For context, this is a 'Hello World' program in Brainfuck:

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

And here is the same program in the Python programming language:

print('Hello World')

I kid you not, this was in some of our official corporate training.

Unfortunately, this often is how our business area "functions"

Piece of shit admin installed a chrome plugin which changed the new tab to no internet default image ... The whole office was pranked

When even your Linux distro decides to start trolling you... 😂

Dear Firefox OS; at least you tried

Microsoft hate

[r/ProgrammerHumor] LOL! :D

There seems to be a lot of love for devRant duck so here is what I imagine it to look like...

Best prank: i get 80 % for idea