Happy FreeBSD day guys!

I am the one she tells you not to worry about

Why didn't a single manager I had worked with bother theirselves with reading "Peopleware" book. Decent managers cannot themselves afford to not read that book.

I hate hackathons. I am a fan of sleeping 😌

Guys have you ever seen a good project? Or at least heard that there somewhere exists a project that isn't a complete shit to work on.

My previous job. My first day at work. I get my laptop and I start walking to my office. My PM intercepts me and starts harassing me about our team being late. She ignored the fact that I had not even manage to turn the laptop on yet!

I fuckin hate when people pronounce SQL as CQL

I asked a question on StackOverflow. Everyone ignored me so I did find other way to do what I intended (it was still not an answer). So at least I fucking hoped to get another fucking tumbleweed badge!!!

So today a fuckhead, seventh viewer of my question answered it in a way that insulted my intelligence. So I got no answer and no fucking badge!!! FUCK.

My work life is cool right now and I have nothing to rant about 😠but I read you all the time

I'll just leave this here

http://giant-penis-license.org

I hate OOP. Fuck OOP.

I've had to surrender my rubber duck to my son for him to play with while bathing. This guy just got the job as a replacement :)

I've just got my stress ball. And this little piglet of mine has stole it away from me :)

Best order number ever

I kinda don't understand why are people fascinated with brainfuck lang. I have done tasks during my uni time using only Touring machine. Can't get much more fucked up than that I'm telling you.

I have never understood people ranting about how Linux is incompatible with their machines. Back in 2006 what ever machine I had tried Linux on was working better with it. More than that all the drivers were working out of the box and the only problem that could possibly happen was with graphics.

FF 10 years. I am using MacBook for some time now and I did no installation of Linux for couple of years now except on bare metal servers. And have just bought my sister a new hp envy. Nothing fucking works. Not even wifi. Installation is hanging and I do not fucking know why! Her previous computer had problems with wifi. If wifi is turned on you could not turn the fucking pc off. It would fucking freeze.

Well fuck my life :(

If we ever colonize Mars or if we even go further I am already feeling sorry for the poor bloke that will have to work on DateTime library.

I do not think that GoTo is bad. It can lead to hellish code but if you don't misuse it - it can be extremely useful.

I like this licence

There's nothing as persistent as temporary solution.

I'm on a party and I'm devRanting! My work has taken over me!

During my career I have found that if you *don't use lambdas it will be harder for you to create callback hell. You don't NEED to use something everywhere just because you CAN.

"But lambdas are cool, our clients dig it".
Go fuck yourself.

*minimize the usage of

I hate fucking searching for new job! But I hate my company also! And I hate autocomplete trying to suggest ducking! No I am never going to write fucking ducking!fuck!

So... what the fuck is wrong with people in this company for fucks sake!

Dudes use promises and always call resolve()

Me: And how do you fucking handle errors?!
Dude: Well we call resolve with 2 arguments and error goes first obviously!
Me: why no callbacks for fucks sake!!
Manager(defending the dude): you don't understand we told the client that we would use bluebird promises. Client liked it so much that is why we got the job in the first place!
Me: (jaw opened - silence)....
Dude:(goes out happy for winning the argument)

I am looking at web sphere commerce presentation. Fucking crap - why u no use magento. Fucking IBM

I've made a route in our API called /API/teapot that returns 418. That was my revenge for them screwing me so much!

I have made a stack overflow question with "JavaScript" tag. And got fucking 12 views! Twelve!!!

Nobody fucking likes me! :(

But I got "tumbleweed achievement" so I got that goin' for me which is nice.

I've taken more work than I should... now I'm sitting here on a status call. And it is 21:00 Saturday. And I started at 08:00. And I work at least 10 hours tomorrow. And this lasts for couple of months. And fuck my fucking logic and why the fuck did I allow myself this hell! Fuck!

!rant

I started learning Go language. I have never seen anything so beautiful in my life!!!

Bitbucket full of dicks!!!

Dude just pushed merge conflict comments!!! At first he was like I did not do it, so I was like git blame bitch! Now he is like it wasn't my fault so what I used force push!

Well that was it I will leave this unholy company!