@hjk101 oh em gee..
am dipping my phone in teal tomorrow, have read it's the new orange and adds 32gigs of ram for chrome to eat.. 😱

@joewilliams007 with my phone, it was a photo of a screen actually xD

NGL you had me in the first half, I was super happy and surprised some of you guys actually get dream vacations..
Still a nice story, but now I just wanna go camping in snowy mountains..

JiraJiraJiraJira...
At least the version we use has different date formats it accepts on differents forms.. Like a fuckin teenager in puberty.. I want a leading zero!! But not here.. just there and there and definitely not here, but you must figure it out on your own, cuz I certainly won't tell you what I want & I'll cry if you try yyyy/mm/dd.. -.-

Still better than exasperated look and now you owe us a 6pack of beer.

I love pizza.. I prefer working from office.. I see no problem.. only pizza..
Where do you work?? Now I want your pizza... mmmmm....

😇🤬💩 😧

https://9gag.com/gag/azemQWK

I guess it's one of those days everywhere...
Send upload plz!!

Agree

What @AlmondSauce wrote.. or even worse: no screenshots, no photos, no description of what iz not working and where.. just 'haaalp it iz no worky work'.. -.- // I love being a 'psychic'

Oh, I just love those assignments... even more send us the code snippet from your last job you're most proud of and describe what it's doing.. Dude, ever heard of NDAs?! Told them I can't, but that I can do some coding if they gave me a specific task to implement something. Nope, send us the old code.. dafuck?!
Company was 'hiring' for over a year, I stopped checking after some time, they're probably stil hiring...
Some legit don't know that this is a big no no, others (sadly most) just want free work done for them and/or steal shit..

Nope.. didn't know I was entitled to one for being a dev.. -.-

This comes to mind here..

Kdor dela, ta greši // he who works, makes mistakes

It's easy to not make mistakes (bugs) if you're not doing anything..

@PonySlaystation I intentionally don't write it out.. to see who is the geekest of them all.. ;)

Edit: also it doesn't work.. o.O

Decimal separator

@hinst Yes! Bring over some kebab!! 🤣🤣🤣

Well it is childish & weak..
/* speaking from experience */
Those are just facts, no need to be butthurt/annoyed about them, it just costs you your mental energy you need for mending yourself.. Facts that are extra annoying to hear when you're already falling apart < I agree with this one..
Nothing to be ashamed of though, everyone sooner or later hits their rock bottom, for some it's some minor thing, others can handle shitload of crap before caving in.. Anyhow, sooner you come to terms that, yeah, you were weak and childish and overflown with everything (& there's nothing wrong with that!!!), sooner you can start working on yourself and getting better..
Hope you get better soon & that one day you'll be soooo ok & a fuckin zen master, that it'll no longer bother you that people called you childish & weak..

@hjk101 Argh..you're making fun of me, right? Or am I really sooooo old that I don't know that making fun of activex & IE is already pase cuz noone knows them anymore.. o.O

@ScriptCoded, you may have more ++, but I'm older! ;P

Hm..yes..monstrosity, ancient scrolls, witchcraft, voodoo stuff.. goes by all those names and many more where I come from..
I deal with it cuz noone else dared to stand in it's path..
Life is fun!! // no irony meant, I really do enjoy challenges & will miss the sucker when it will get rewriten..it's just that it's thousands of lines in hundreds of files that somehow are referencing it in one way or other..

P.S. might I interest you in it's brothers vb & interop?? They are also very much fun to work with.. -.- xD

@Python 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yeah well..they still have moody girlfriend mode when they just won't work and don't tell you why..not a lie, but still effing useless.. :/

How did that even get to prod?

I'm butting in, sorry.. What about https://remarkable.com/ ? Anyone has this?? Is it worth to get one?
// I need to write down everything, but feel sorry for the trees..

Still beats it works on 1 prod server & I have no idea why... O.o

Hmm...I wonder if his IQ actually freezes over winter.. 🤔

But can we really be sure it was actually an intern?? 🤔

What the actual 🦆?! O.o

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