F*cking recruiters don't even know the right words to look for matching profiles ...

My laptop... when I am searching for best laptops

My CV is done.
I listened to some hints, removed some of the childish and selfish texts and I am in this place, do you have any tips?
Yes, I put those photos specially

Bring the funny...

'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

I fixed it.

Who said I can't read my own code after 2 months?
*Opens code*
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*Cries in a corner*
*The world hates me*

Mother of god, was listening to the US govt hearing of zuckerberg about the recent scandals. The amount of very fucking simple obvious questions he 'could not' answer normally...

Govt person: Would you be willing to change Facebook's business model if this was required for the security and privacy of Facebook users' accounts?

Zuck: I don't understand your question.

Sorry, WHAT?! You don't need particular rocket science to understand what's being asked here. A combination of common sense and knowing the English language and English grammar in combination with maybe having finished some form of education should be enough to understand this ridiculously easy question.

Do you need it written on a golden plate with fucking blue letters in Facebook's font with the S letters as dollar signs while drinking 10 gallons of 'fuck every persons privacy'?!

Or maybe shoving it up your ass in the form of heated/glowing metal letters of 10+ inches in height? We could arrange that as well.

And also the education loan

What if programmers made the world 🌎?? 😝😂

It would seem that my most witty comments don't get as many ++ as the simple comments do.

Disappointing.

'Social Networking for developer' is just a excuse.
The real intention is to sell "Ducks and Swags"

This is me :P

Best way to remove and hide pimple 😂

ctto

He: We need to put more parentheses in the code for readability
Me: Ok, I get it.

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.