e = mc^2

OK now that's mean

These should be removed. Like who still goes back there after devRant ??

Anyone coding like in the right picture? 😮
(I mean the comments with smileys not the code part)

Graphics girl

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

See the developer!!!

dev "no no no, you're overengineering it. You just need one class for that"
Me "but ... Those are different object that share a common interface. The internal logic is not the same, only their output is. You know ... That's the purpose of interfaces"
Him "no no, as i said, you don't need that. Listen, you can put ALL the fields and methods in a single class and then you can use a switch with different cases .."

How I feel

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.

local tech support

Amazon's sync symbol! 😂

One day, I'm gonna find you and kill you Siri.
:-/

Come on apple i expected better!!