They just bought 2 fucking 23" extra monitors for every developer in my org.
FEELS GOOD MAN

When you reach office early...

I am leaving my job from a very big company with very high paying package for doing my own startup.
1 month notice period on.

Useless codes 😑

Come on man. Leave me alone.

"Stylized"

me thinks me has a fan. 😁

Time to make some actual rants.. 😌

If your code snippet is in fucking jQuery, don't put JavaScript in the fucking title.

Boss: here is a mac project, we have not enough time.

Me: what? I didn't not work with Mac and related languages ever!

Boss: yeah, but you are senior developer, this is not supposed to be that difficult to you..

Me: *moment of silence* just tell me who taught you it and project management. because you are the stupidest shitty boss that a developer could have

Bing isn't the best place to find answers, so Google is where I go!

Linux doesn't need viruses people fuck that shit up themselves

.mother {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
love: absolute;
}

Evolution of ANDROID...😁😁

When someone uses a *switch* statement with only 2 cases

Grab some popcorn

When your heart is at the right place, but Google keeps suggesting 'Yo mama' jokes...

So ... another week of job hunting down the drain 😄 its getting boring guys 🙄

Umm, Wut?

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Life of a coder
My friends are enjoying summer vacation and I'm busy writing codes

How to be a Dev:

Step 1: have a great idea
Step 2: start work on great idea
Step 3: read a blog about someone who also has a great idea and finishes it quicker than you prototype it
Step 4: check back daily and see them gloat about how much money, fame and shit they got from said idea
Step 4: rant about it on Dev rant to vent anger

Pros and Cons of dating a programmer! (Not mine, not even close)

I can't post a rant about wk50 because I know some coworkers use this app and I'm afraid they'll realize how stupid I really am.

School team ready for an all nighter

Not sure if Google Assistant is playing dumb so it can cheat me out of a point or is actually dumb :)
Considering how well it works otherwise I'd say it's cheating :)

When you finally get the team running on git and your boss gives you a bitbucket to commemorate

What gif

My first date was on 4-04

I felt I had to share..

Android Studio + Emulator + Chrome
I think 8GB is sufficient. Don't need 16.