On an interview they told me to do a simple Todo app with angular and one of them said cheat if you want but just get it don't in a week! 😒

What's laptop you use for coding?

Bus has no drivers!

"Isn't PHP a drug?"

🙃

So, do you sell liquids or gasses? 🤔

!rant
How's my set up?

The time that I felt most like a Dev badass was when I had introduced an E2E test framework and added a bunch of helper classes to it so that our QA team could pick it up and write automated tests for the manual tests they had been doing for years.

Sure, the whole department got laid off after that because we had gotten a new CTO and all of my work was essentially for naught, but it made a lot of people enjoy showing up to work for the first time in a long time, and that was what mattered most to me

7pm: Just gonna finish this tiny feature before enjoying the rest of the evening

1130pm:

ng-if="goDrink(me)"

Meow all the meows

meetings sure seem to go a lot smoother when my boss is having good tinder dates

Devrant should have a filter for first rants so we can go through and give the new guys some love

Explaining to the client that you can't push untested changes to production and expect it to be bug free.