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Java, C#, Python, C, HTML, CSS
Location

Milan, Italy

Joined devRant on 6/18/2016

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Confession: If I weren't a programmer, I probably would have never used a single semicolon in my life!

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Software which is not open source...

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This is how I write my header signatures ;)

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No, Patrick, Dropbox is not a Version Control System. Google Drive isn't a VCS either.

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Print 'Hello World' in ReactJS.

# Time - dies
# Memory - cries in silence
# C - gives an evil laugh

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hahaha the PHP part at the bottom got me so hard 😂😂

source: found somewhere on reddit

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Cat overflow ahahhahahahah https://github.com/antirez/redis/...

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Just noticed this 😂

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Yeah we have version control

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I like my inputs. Buttons are fun! Guess that's why I ended up here.

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Sometimes, I wish to punch Bill Gates in the face for founding Microsoft which created Windows 10.

Fucking updates

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Hello world !

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The worst feeling is writing so many lines of code knowing you could do it in a more concise way if you just had time to think about it but you don't.

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Gamers behold

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One picture to describe 7 days

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My first dev job was to code a minecraft plugin that was so simple but I made it sound super hard. The guy who bought it from me thought I was some professinal plugin maker so he paid me 100 swedish kronor for a plugin he could get for free ☺️

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++ this meme, NSA

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This is one of the best birthday present I had so far. It's a handmade keyboard where almost every key has a special meaning that represent a little story from my past.

A truly geeky gift from my best friends. Thank you!

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Has anyone ever used the "it's not a bug it's a feature" line?

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Just finished my diy E-Longboard. Finally found a place for the last devrant sticker !

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Found out where the Amazon Developers keep their debug buddy.... bottom of their source code.
A duck that makes a meow noise.
Interesting choice

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Working in Java be like.

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I TOO, EXERCISE BY RUNNING FIVE MILES.

u/Cjbrick910

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This happens way to often😔😂

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When your code compiles without errors

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I constantly toggle between these :)

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This is so true:

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It's an easy one but NAME THAT TUNE...

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Don't ask me how or why...

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First post on here. Found this pretty funny :)

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