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annoyed developer
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PHP, CSS, Drupal

Joined devRant on 11/5/2016

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Atom is so super AWESOME!!

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"Occasionally stores something" 😂

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The more you know, the less you need.

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A coworker broke a project for days because he wrote "Juampi was here" in another person's code as a joke.

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Everytime a recruiter contacts you about a position in "an award winning company"

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There is no need to ever put your greasy-ass nasty fingers on my screen, it may not look expensive or nice but I don't want to deal with your fingerprints all over it.

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True story.

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@Gia85

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Spending more time on CSS than JS.

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Why feminists hates linux ?!

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they can't "women" commands
XD

no offense.

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“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

-courtesy of a software engineering professor

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New guy: There's a memory leak in my code.
Me: You need to free the memory you previously allocated.
New guy: Already did that, deleted everything from my "Downloads" folder and some stuff from my Desktop.
Me: *Long Pause* Have you tried "rm -rf /" yet ?

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Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😜😜😜

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Informatic Programming Experts? Guess not

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Full Stack Developers 😂😂

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Whenever I see a sign that says 'push', I always pull first, to avoid conflicts.

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Buy a fitness tracker which reminds you after an hour of inactivity to get up.
Get up, walk around or even better climb some stairs, get back to work.

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True on so many levels.

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sysadmins ;)

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I accidentally sent my bachelor thesis to the 3D-printer. It printed a big peace of shit.

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Internetgold

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True dat

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Oh THERES the missing semicolon

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The evilest thing to do in a C++ project:

#define TRUE FALSE

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This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.

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Every PM, ever!

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Windows updates be like...

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Being a developer means...
- Writing code
- Fixing bugs and issues
- Impromptu project manager to current project
- Making coffee
- Seeing unicorns
- Listening to the boss' suggestion that goes horribly wrong
- Contemplate

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Having to deal with stupid testers who think your app should be resistant to water and black magic and report a bug if it is not

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When you prove its a hardware probelm

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