Colleague: Ivy, I have a problem with blah blah.
(Meanwhile we are in two different places)
Me: I'm not sure I understand your problem. Just Google it.
Colleague: I don't want to.
Me: Okay bye.

Question: Are Developers who use Google impostors?

Sleep.

I was just told that hash tags don't exist here... 👏

I'll soon start posting random things since #devRant wants me to post by force. I don't know much yet, just learning. #devRant what should I write???

You know you are getting closer to becoming a programmer when you start mixing jargon with normal language.

"We need to update the Nutella"

This seriously needs to stop though.

Was trying to turn slackbot to Android Siri. Bored....

Well, I'm just learning how to code. So #newbiealert