Just stumbled upon this!

Half life 2 runs smoothly in a 12 year old PC with Nvidia 8500, 1 GB RAM, and a dual core.
A FPS with wavy water reflection, body physics and huge designed maps which is updates every fucking frame.

Today I can't run smoothly an IDE with 8 GB of RAM and 4 cores.
A program which only reacts to events stutters if I write at more than 3 letters per sec.

I wanna go back. Can we go back? Lets keep the new hardware and go back with the software pleeeease.

I gotta say... this shit is actually really strong especially when you grind it to espresso “dust”.... and put it in a Moka Pot.... don’t drink more than 2 coffee cups full .... it’s crazy

"Whether the task is writing, design, or hanging a picture straight, it is obvious that we do our best work when healthy, rested, refreshed, alert, and eager to do the job for its own sake." - Jeffrey Zeldman

The biggest mystery - SOLVED!

How do you even come up with shit like this?

Does anyone know any good CTF Websites for beginners☺

Bugs on the Release day be like...

Modern development methodologies:

SDD - sales driven development.
TDD - torture driven development.
BDD - bug driven development.
CPDD - copy&paste driven development.

Source: https://skillprogramming.com/top-ra...

Without CSS, all websites are perfectly responsive and look great on any device or screen size. We break them with CSS, then need to fix them... ponder that a bit.

By Timothy Smith on CSS-tricks.com (https://css-tricks.com/hmtl-css-and...)

It's a merge conflict

Who doesn't love linked lists?

Anybody knows some python script to overcome captcha especially this...?

GF: What are you doing there?
Dev: I've been trying to reproduce a bug for two hours now...
GF: You need two bugs the opposite sex, otherwise they won't reproduce.

From a sad true story.

Explain recursion

Yeah okay

We've all been there

So true

Well yeah. He is right!

Explains it very well !

Hahaha 😂😂

Boolean Logic....

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 204 No Content
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 413 Payload Too Large
Me: 102 Processing
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 200 OK

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Baby: 444 Connection Closed Without Response
Me: 429 Too Many Requests

Me: GET /sleep
Baby: 307 Temporary Redirect
Me: 101 Switching Protocols
Me: 408 Request Timeout
GF: 102 Processing

Me: GET /sleep
Sleep: 404 Not Found
Me: 406 Not Acceptable

(Morning)
Me: 501 Not Implemented

Found this, but not sure if it applies to us

Changed my repo name to titanic.

Now it's syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing...
Syncing....

Look what I found 😂😂

Is it even possible to get good enough at regular expressions where you can just write it and you don't have to search stackoverflow for one that works?

The secret robot internet

Typing 2 pages of sprite codes from a magazine, then saving the little game onto an audio cassette...

I speak two languages. English and Test data.

English: Hello!
Test data: adfadavsdfafDafdada