[doesn't do any work for like 3 days]
"I guess it's about time I got something done"

[opens laptop]

I didn't have room for all of them on my laptop but!

From twitter - https://twitter.com/AdamOfEarth/...

Finally giving it a go. I'm completely new to this shit, anyone got any advice / ideas?

Upwork in a nutshell

Client: [sends design as a tiny, badly compressed jpg] "I need this site done by tomorrow"
Me: ok, can you send me the psd?
C: "no, I don't have it"
Me: ok can you send me the images you want on the site?
C: no
Me: what about the text?
C: no
Me:.....
C: I have to go to bed

I told an ex there was no way I was gonna let him spend £70 on a bitcoin in 2013, best premature revenge ever

Dug out my 15 yr old childhood PC today, the stickers back then were surprisingly honest

Front end: spend 5 hours coding and create a fully functional, beautifully designed Web page
Back end: spend 30 hours coding and get that one widget working... Kind of

My teacher showed me this today and I have to share... A programming language made entirely of Arnold schwartzenegger quotes
http://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC/

Got an assignment for my OOP class, looked at it, laughed, "haha this is baby stuff I could code this by farting on the keyboard"
Wrote 400 lines of code without debugging
🙃.... Why do I do this to myself?

50 shades of RJ45