This week has been an exercise in convincing my team that server side JavaScript and nosql aren't just passing fads and that they are actually worthwhile for some use cases, but their affinity for LAMP may be too strong to break

The day when you wake up and realize you have committed to building a ecommerce solution, crm & a form management system.

A little light reading

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Holding together this spaghetti code like

I've been slowly increasing the size of my tech manager's mouse cursor over the last month when he leaves his computer unlocked. It's about an inch tall now and he hasn't noticed yet. Everyone else in the office does and it's the best thing ever.

When the QA report comes back with no screenshots, no urls, no browser info.

Oh come on MySQL driver, returning all values as strings? Really? It's like they went out of their way to be dumb.

In the late 90's before I knew anything about web development at all I used to think HTML was an abbreviation for hotmail.

Wordpress gets a lot of hate around here and I totally know why(some of it's from me), but with limited staff to manage 40+ sites I do appreciate its flexibility.

padding-bottom... Teehee 😁🍑...every time

I see people working with Atom. I assume none of them are dealing with even moderately large files. Codepen has better performance.

I find that no matter what I do I have roughly 50 issues assigned to me in Jira, so there's no point in working hard to clear em out. I'll never get to zero.

I make things I'm not proud of.

Jira workflow requires dept manager to approve and assign new issues to developers. He does this once a week. 😑

When the entry level designer understands development better than the technology manager.

Create form functioning to facilitate client's whim because they need it yesterday. 2 days later they are still working out the wording for the confirmation page.

When you are so inundated with site maintainable that you can't even begin to explore better systems.