Whole other view at brogramming...

dirty minds....

Oh. Wow. This is not worth another comment. Plane blunt. It was pun intended. But then calling me kinda stupid is weird. Now let me be in vein and jump of a bridge.

Only have to reposition the body down to the eye level the table. Put arms up. Make em wave to the screen. The legs will fall of the builder and your done!

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Tits

Wrong place to put advertisement buddy. Now get the hell outa here and spam your pals with ads...

At some point you will want to meet your colleagues. And the other way around as well. Nice to have such trips. Good luck!

The good old desktop screenshot with a huge hentai folder photoshopped in it. Love that any day.

Facebook post with my little pony videos als works a charm.

But seriously slapping? I would go home instantly and the next day fill in resignation forms.

Do you have the feeling they are trivial tasks or do you experience difficulties with them... what i should do is jot down every single trivial task and find out myself why they are trivial. Shove it under his senior old ass. And tell him you want to do some more serious tasks.

Better use a ramvan

@Hazarth i have the perfect tagline for the .io site. "Empire strikes back"

Lets make it personal! *adds tits and ass silently*. But seriously, injectable programming languages would be awesome.

Haha @Haxk20 I just read your profile and I think you are right about the python thing. And it is indeed empty. Got another one in the fridge though.

It is still filled with injectable Python. So I can turn you as well @Haxk20 🤣

So at 9h later you had the equivalent of 18 beers. How long did the crawl take to home? 🤣

May he rest in bitses.

It is actually the fastest method to get your screen on paper haha awesome

Wireshark?

What does that see through laptop display cost?

let your users cache, or write a script which crawls through your app or optimize for no cache at all

If you look at car engineering and the electro technical documentations the best you can find are German. But if you are an insane metal fan I mean music. Then maybe swedish is better!

Next time put the *** the other way around!

Fuck no. Fuck you. And last but not least a kind fuck off.

Thought I was the only one that this happens to... but I see the meme creators also have that problem! Made my day.

She dumped alright.

Forgot to enter the price winning contest entry.

Sissy and sassy

Seems like you are in a proper place. With a nice working environment. Nevertheless you can ask for a raise, but what I'm guessing is that you got a LOT less pay then the others.

There are no hard feelings from both sides if you ask for a raise. And you give a small reminder of the great work you do for the company. A little heads up to do what you do and to keep doing it.

On the other hand if you want to travel and visit other countries. With a high demanding job. Be sure you are ready to take a leap.

From my humble point of view I would stick to the company and ask for a pay raise. If you won't get it, in a decent amount of time, you should think about going to one of the big companies with opportunities.

(It's not all that bad in a big company if you finish your work properly and strive for perfection in what you do.)

Ab and bud
Bertha1 and bertha2 (put yellow eartags out front)
Anastacia and natasja from brides.ru
Ying and yang
Chick and bird (personal favourite)

Otu now!!!

Stressballs for sure!

Hmm what kind of cactus are we talking about?