Developer Says: We have trained a model to automatically categorize user posts.

Sales Department Says: We are building a decentralized peer to peer blockchain neural network based on a scalable containerized cloud of quantum computers to power internet of things devices in augmented reality while users get driven around in autonomous vehicles powered by machine learning and pay for renewable energy with cryptocurrencies.

I was looking for some good loading gifs, and waited more than a minute for these images to load...

Rails is a shady framework

Notice :

All the beloved citizens are hereby informed that such RFID chips will be available for everyone soon and it is an honest request to everyone to get these implants as soon as possible.

Thank you for Co-operating, Have a nice day :)

Woah, Black Betty, Bag of RAM

I pray to the Elders of the Internet every night, before I go to sleep.

Algo strikes again

Wished sudo exists in real life also.

Me: Leave me alone.
Person: No.
Me: sudo Leave me alone.
Person: Sure.

My friend at school (IT High School in Poland if you're interested) just asked me what version of Windows does Elliot in Mr. Robot use. After I said that it's not Windows, he didn't let me finish my sentence and said that you can't push macOS theming this far.

This blew my mind earlier today. It can actually draw not only itself, but literally anything. For more info watch the numberphile video on this formula.

Ummm...

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

According to this response I do not exist.

hate forms

What color do you want the database?

Sigh, Microsoft we need to talk...

This is a proof that Microsoft and Linux are friends now.

When all you want is to be a game developer

If net neutrality is not maintained this is what "yearly internet plans" will look like

Just android things!

I hope that was a typo.

Lol.

Oh yes the timing is impeccable

When someone uses a *switch* statement with only 2 cases

Me explaining what I do!

Interviewer...

Everyday, my developer friend keep complaining and talking our manager bad words behind him. So i introduced devRant to him.

Him: what is this?
Me: An app specially designed for developers for sharing their programming life.
Him: *after installed* , how can i add ur account?
Me: you cant add me, bcx everyone don't know each other here. *walk away and continue do coding*

After few days, i realized he always staring at his phone, guess what? Lol

This is not the kind of bug I was expecting...

Just noticed you can ++ a rant by double tabbing it. Nice hidden feature :)

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