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AboutI'm a programmer and I have no life!!!
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SkillsC++, php, java, Python
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LocationIndia
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Joined devRant on 1/5/2017
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Every time you squash a bug before someone else even sees it...
Lead: "There's a bug, you fix"
Me: "The PR for that has been waiting for your review since yesterday..."5 -
Where I work, this is something that happens daily because manager (non-programming MBA) want everything now without proper design and architecture.11
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While I was in university, I used to be a good programmer (which I still am :D ), my friends used to copy my code for the assignments. One day, the teacher (one of my my mentors) called me in his office and said, "this is your code".
I'm like, in my mind, "How did he know this?"
The teacher said, "If you let others copy your code one more time, I will fail you".
I nodded my head in affirmation.
Later I understood that I've been a "Clean code" principle follower even before I knew this term. So, it was pretty easy to differentiate my codes from my friends. The teacher is really a genius ^_^5 -
How does Programmer enjoy their Life?
Girl: Do you drink?
Programmer: No.
Girl: Have Girlfriend?
Programmer: No.
Girl: Then how do you enjoy life?
Programmer: I am a Programmer8 -
*random person stars my repo on Github*
Me: Fuck yes give me those stars!
*checks user's profile, has starred 40k repositories*
Me: Take that star back you whore.9