Best email of the year so far, from a "reputable" IT supplier.

I had asked for numerous copies of x86 and x64 copies of Windows 7.

Clarification email came back "I can't find an 84 bit copy of Windows. Can you clarify?"

Not sure that mail will be beaten this year. They weren't even looking for an 86 bit version.

Unfortunately I just had to explain rather than play along for a few hours as time limited.

FML.

That moment when your cat turns up, shoves the mouse out of the way and goes to pretend sleep instantly.

When I was doing replacements in a text file manually and some smug coder did the same thing in 5 min after I'd spent a day doing it ...

That moment you realise your desk isn't as clean as everyone else's as you can tell what keys are used by dust cover level when your stickers arrive!

Trying to decipher why a checksum fails and messing around at bit level on control systems.

Late night coding, and the important questions come to light, such as "how out of date can a donut be, and still be edible?".

When testing means finding all the stuff the customer will bitch about rather than creating patch requests.

That two hour drive home on a Friday past everyone else in the pub.

This summarises everything about the Linux UI experience.

I feel like DevRant owes me some Vitamin D.

OMG everyone's desk is so tidy on here. Do you tidy just for the photo or are you really that organised?

That moment when someone in test runs rm -rf as root to delete log files, and you remember that server is running on ESXi.