How do i get the experience before i get the experience??! #jobhunt

How the heck do you ever make your managers satisfied. They somehow conspire to make you work and then chuck it by the end, only to use their own shitty solutions and to prove that you are worthless. IF YOU ARE A SENIOR, IT DOES'NT MEAN YOU ARE BETTER.

Why are the requirements changed at the end of the day and make the developers work all night. I am not your goat.

When you talk to your terminal late night.

Me : % sleep with me
Terminal : bad character

Me: Brooo, We did it last night!
Friend : Which base did you get to?
Me : Hbase
Friend: Ha, doope!

Knock knock?
Who is this?
Git
Git who?
Git outta here, ish ma house