At this point in tech, what's the point of sending a company your typed resume instead of just a link to your LinkedIn?

Devs vs non devs

When you start wiring your api and front end together...

Dear America, it is time for us to band together and ctrl-z out of this situation 😳

I'm guessing someone at Microsoft is color blind :)

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Great :)

Have my new stickers. Man I love stickers. Thank you Devrant.

!rant what you guys think?

Marketing sends an average of 3 newsletter per week all year round, and 4-5 per week on Christmas.
Mailchimp makes this so damn easy for them...

We have ~500.000 subscribed customers.

They discovered the new chrome push notifications API and I 'refused' to build anything for it because I already find the amount of email they send unacceptable and I am pretty sure they would abuse of it.
I'm already imagining like 10 push messages a day...

Am I wrong? What would you do?

I don't really get why the word inception is used as a synonym for recursion.
Inception is about injecting a tought in someone else's mind.

... or is that just me? ...

Anyone else went to bed thinking of how to solve a bug in their code and then ends up dreaming about it then, the idea of how to solve it comes into mind. You wake up to try it out and it worked? 😀

When you stuck on a bug and your boss sends you a link from stack overflow

!rant
Looking for some guidance. I am thinking of doing freelance work on the side, but am a little hesitant when I think about contracts, closing out the projects, and getting paid. I even see it with my company where clients keep asking for little things here and there and it adds up to a lot of extra work and refusal to pay until this out of scope work is done. Do you guys have any tools or other suggestions that can help protect me as the developer in a freelance project?
Also, a good PM tool would be helpful too. I'm used to Trello, but it tends to get cluttered real fast.

New 30" monitor for my workspace :)

Am I the only one who thinks that Slack is so terribly expensive for a small company?

I'd like less gap between "free" and 8$/month/user...

Hey guys, did u see this?

appleplugs.com

Spotted @LaraconEU - buaha, still loving PHP!

OH: “We can just launch it at midnight, the devs can be on-call”

Everyone's excited about the new iPhone while I'm over here waiting for the new Macbook Pro.

wtf.jpg 🙃

Milk++

Another fresh 'web design.' This bubble is never going to burst.

When people don't listen to training and just realize today that they can upload files to our internal system.

Its been this way since 2003 you mother fucking idiots.

The internet is down at the clients place, could you make the website visible on cable TV?

Nothing to say here...

Idiotic question

Epic Answer .... 😂😂😂😂😜😜😜

Today, making a list out loud while in a conversation with a co-worker.
Me:
"thing one" *puts out hand*,
"thing two" *raises thumb*,
"thing three" *raises index finger*,
"thing four" *raises middle finger*

Co-worker: "That's 3 fingers, you said 4 things.."
Me: "I guess I mentally counted in base 0.."

How does everyone get their team members to shut the fuck up and use IRC once in a while? I don't mind talking but if you're doing it *all* the time, *even when I have headphones on* I don't have any time to do actual work.

my wife and I where talking about the new Star Wars movie and she starts talking about how Star Wars needs mor Jar Jar, and how lovable he is.

The big problem is that I know she is serious.