In India we don't go rubber duck debugging. We debug with God 😂😂😂 (For non Indians that is Ganesha, one of the famous Hindu god. Said to be the god of knowledge and hence engineering by extension )

Friend: "You are good with computers right?"
Me: "Yes...."
Friend: "Can you put an eye on my computer? Mint crash at every startup"
Me: (Oh Linux! For this time ok) "Yeah, show me"

My friend open the pc...
Pc: "KERNEL PAAAAANIC!"
Me: ".... WTF!?"
Friend: "Can you repair this?"
Me: (shit.)

That was a long day...
(My friend closed the lid without the drivers and then the pc from the standby did not wake up correctly)

My job is so f**king unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10.
I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts.
I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f**king dog to work.
Every f**king day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single f**king day.

Anyway, I drive these dicks around in my van and we solve mysteries and s**t.

Don't look 😂😂😂

Don't tell me how to live my life!

so true!!

Bug: Windows
solved: installed Linux

Let us watch some Netflix on Jimmys portfolio...

MRW someone asks me how to connect to a Linux based server

What do computers and air conditioners have in common ---- They both become useless when you open windows

Meetup guy: "oh, I did some coding too. I can write a bit of html and css"

Me: *in my head* I fucking hate people like you.

HTML + CSS

Corgi Stylesheets

cracking the job interview

Meanwhile, in real life...

ohh you geeky nerd!!

var dtttt = (DateTime)value;

Written by my boss...

typical conversations with nondev coworkers.

so what r ur hobbies?
le me: i code and stuff..

for fun?
le me: i code and stuff..

i mean, like what u do after work.
le me: i code and stuff

but isnt that what you do for work?
le me: Oh My Fckn God You're Right!

File > New project

At least the number is random.

interviewing a guy earlier on... apparently jQuery is better because it can do things javascript can't

What my friends think I can do

Sometimes I found my solutions when taking a shower!

(As if there were ever a solution…)

Windows has found a solution! Wipe away this shitty operating system and install a better one.

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Wishing their was an ability to save images and gifs for sharing later....

I know we can share rants but sometimes sharing things as images are easier then a dev link

No paycheck? That's cool.

Can someone please go have a stern talking-to with the developers over at Apple?

For real??

Switching from development to production