:D sorry, I don’t know who’s author

Reality😂😂

just completed my first side project today after one and a half months of hard work.

Check it out:-
https://git-lan-api.herokuapp.com

Please provide any suggestions and improvements.

PLEASE, stop using apt-get. It's depreciated. Use apt instead.

Thank you.

This deserves a repost.

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

Programming made me fucking fat as fuck.

I went to Holmes Place after a 2 month no gym period to get counseling.

I have a whoppin 25% body fat and it makes me fucking depressed.

Fuck sitting in front of computers and programming for hours. Fuck snacks and fuck stayibg up late. That shit is bad for you.

You know this isn't going to happen ,I know that this isn't going to happen but still, we can dream and fantasies about it ha ha ha fuckking bullshit

123456

Laughed more than I like to admit

website: uwu,,,im sowwy, but pweaese...wiww you pwease tuwn off ad bwock? we weawwy need ouw money (´･ω･`)

me: ok [turns off adblock]

website: 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐀𝐃 𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐕

Shit just got real

Who's in?

"You are rude."

Well yeah no shit sherlock, took you like what, 2 years to notice?

It's just a bad day and not a bad life.
Tell you to hang on. Hang on! Hopes die last.

Finally showed in season 5 there's no better programmer than Gilfoyle...

It's new to you?
First step: Start playing around with it like a little kid.

Just met my old friend a few minutes ago and he asked me, "what work you do?"

Me > Well you already know, I'm a developer.

He > Oh, so you make mobile apps and websites?

Me > Well kinda yea but I work on websites mostly, will build my mobile app later someday.

He > Yea, you have something called web2,web3 and RSS FEED and you know anyone can do coding and developer stuff, only hard thing is to get a good idea.
(that was exactly his sentence)

Me > ......................... (in my head)

When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

“Become CEO”

"Don't give your 100%. Never. Once you gave, managers will start expecting more than that." - My mentor.

Welcome to slavery...
._.

Found this on fb.

Don't aim to be successful. Aim to be good, success will come along

CREATE SOMETHING WITH THAT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.

So true...

Thanks, very useful advice sir

How important is a degree to get a decent career in IT? Also must you be certified in all the languages?

I hate school, but I wish I finished collage…

Just to imagine all the free time I had, I if I had it now I would do so much... But I left and Got employed, and now I have to watch myself getting fucked over salary wise and not learning anything new at work. Constantly being called junior just makes me wish I stayed in school. And use the extra time to do my own company

So if I had the chance , I'd go back... But I have bills to pay! (Sad)

Facebook memes are dying. Really gotta stop soon to be honest.