Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Dev confession.
Everybody in my department thinks I am a genius programmer.
I am just a better googler who knows how to apply things.

When you come back to your own code after days

I would like to tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it..

Who wants these?

I went to Paris for my first interview (that was 1989) for a job of Unix kernel developer. All dressed up. I step out of the elevator and see a young punk with scruffy hair and different colour shoes. I reckon he must be the pizza delivery guy. I ask him "dude, can you please point me to the CEO's office for interview". He said "sure, follow me man, I'll show you". We arrive at a desk, he sat down in the big chair and looks at me with a big smile and says "Ok dude, here we are. I am the CEO. Now let's see how good you are!"
I got the job. And 26 years latet, last week, amazing coincidence: I met him again at a trade show in Paris ... with the same coloured shoes. How cool is that!!!

This is exactly whats happens when 2 programmers work on the same module

When you decide to TeamView yourself

Here we go my first rant...

Pretty accurate

Data structures.... The easy way....

girl coder

There's always that one guy!!!

Thanks java