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All I want to do is code.
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PHP, MySQL, React.js, Node, Swift
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theconsultingdeveloper

Joined devRant on 4/29/2016

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'this' in JavaScript

Enough said :|

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Reality of those delivery dates in executive slides 🤓

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Backend programmer

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if (time >= 10)
{
SleepyTime();
}
else
{
WriteCode();
}

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When you're deep into coding and every 15 mins a project manager taps you on the shoulder to see how it's going.

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Databases..

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Things I need for the office

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Whenever anyone refers to software engineering as "IT" 😵

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One of my favorites

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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

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And left the bar alone.

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I wanted a long, secure(ish) password.

I opened VI editor and told my mom to close it..

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17

When you add a new team member and have to upgrade the numbers of users for your Atlassian products...

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13

What new language are you going to pressure me into learning next? Grrrr hipsters!

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14

Today: deploying at 23:00 because the boss told me he wanted to show something to a client.

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22

When you ask an older dev a question, and instead of an answer, you get a history lesson. 😒

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Programming: where getting something to break in a different way counts as progress. 🙌🏼

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Dev: "What if the user has more than 100 entries? How would that display?"
UX: "They won't ever have that many"
Dev: "But what if they do?"
UX: "They won't."

(spoiler: they do)

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28

Those feels when you try fix your colleagues code

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Real truth in web developer's life.

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23

When design wants to change everything right before the deadline

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30

All fking day.

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34

No one can use If Else like him..

#SaluteTheDeveloper

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41

Me when my boss says we still need to support IE8:

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14

You know you code too much when you put a '>' after a '?' 😒

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16

Refactoring is like kissing a baby.. I like doing that, but to my own.

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I've been writing documentation and I've already caught myself pressing ctrl + space a few times to try and get Word to autocomplete a long word for me.

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Exception handling.

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No. Words.

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When I push to Master Branch

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