Mine will be kaomoji or ASCII art... But in a comment. Not as a random output on a client site :P

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echo "(ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ";

This was me three days ago.

Although in all fairness, I had built the kernel myself so it was entirely my own fault...

I feel like calling a chat/group messaging service "Discord" has only served to prove Nominative Determinism exists and your post perfectly exemplifies that.

@linuxxx What about Swig? Can that help? It’s not pretty but it’ll give you something to work with?

Full disclosure: my only experience with Swig is watching it do stuff in a Docker build (by which I mean convert a C++ library to PHP)

I still use var_dump() because XDebug slows things down too much for me plus I have no idea how to use it 🤷‍♀️

But also, yes, using git thank the gods.

Thankfully, what I changed needed to be changed anyway. I just ended up super optimizing my shit while hunting for why the hell it wasn't working. Silver lining?

@python3 it requires Pandoc and Lynx so install those as necessary for your system (brew install pandoc lynx if you’re using Homebrew on Mac) then in your relevant shell profile (.zshrc if using ZSh, although I keep my aliases and commands in their own custom files do I can sync them nicely) you can add

readmd () { pandoc $1 | lynx -stdin }

Then just readmd /path/to/md

The hard way? Manually unserialize until you find out where the character count discrepancy is 🤷‍♀️

I'm still a bit unsure of rebasing but I was doing some reading up on Git the other day and there was one bit of advice that stuck with me. Rebasing is fine for your own branches, but stick to good ol' merge for shared branches (like master, develop, staging etc.) where multiple people have work merged in to the same branch.

But that's just me. 💁‍♀️

How did I graduate? Simple. I studied Linguistics and Classical Civilizations. 😝

Stupid troubleshooting question but... Secure Boot off?

Kamehameha is a good attack at any SS level...

@aki237 if you're going to make it an acronym, why not recursive? XISWARA is Software With A Recursive Acronym. 😬

You can't come up with a name that sucks? Why would you want a name that sucks? 🤔

Looks like they... fried their chips. 😎

Telescopes 😍

Link please? (It's 00:11 here, I'm too lazy to go search) And which version of Skype does this apply to?

Safari FTW!

[awaits the hate]

@C0D4 I think the googs does actually penalize for excessive use of things that have no function but aren't labeled as such (so <i> tags e.g.). I know it pisses and moans about alt text for images like it's a cat on heat.

I used VoiceOver on our one site without having made it especially accessible and you could still navigate easily. Some things were in the wrong order and others could have been left out but for the most part screen readers are smart enough to work it out I think.

I think you mean Satya... Poor Bill getting the blame here for no reason. Not that you can blame Satya either, really...

If you're not going to allow password change, at least enable 2FA! (Directed at the school)

I'm guessing educator logins are similar?

@irene no tea either 🤣 hot drinks are mostly out for me...

@Monus yeah I'm trying to sort the sleep thing out. I'm blessed with eyes that don't close when I sleep (I hit so many branches on my fall out the "healthy" tree) so I never fully sleep. If days were 28 hours long maybe I'd have time to do everything and get the 10 hours I need to rest.

@hawkes I see what you did there 😏

Or taip

Just realized the cron line I gave you is for minutes. Because it's the end of the day and I don't ready properly.

@emyu10 Time to learn ;) But essentially your cron entry would look something like:

*/5 * * * * /usr/bin/php /path/to/b.php

You have to put the full path to your php executable because $PATH doesn't exist for cron jobs.

If in doubt: man crontab (:

@emyu10 Oh okay. I'm just guessing this here but I would say that every time a.php spawns b.php, it allocates memory but won't release it until the while loop is exited. So it builds until you run out.

Is b.php not something you can cron?

@Monus I do enjoy yoga but I don't have the time or energy in the morning before work. Juice is what I tried this morning but it's tricky because I can't have any juice with apple/pear in it (which is most fruit juice blends) and I hate bits in my juice. 🤣

As long as your script doesn't hang, it'll exit and release what little memory was allocated to it. So php-fpm may be allowed 2G but if your script only uses 14M it'll only use that much and then release it.

But I could be talking out of my arse. 🤷‍♀️