Documentation is indeed crazy

Source: Instagram

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

Is eslint calling me stupid?

I trust machines more than humans.

Except when I'm hitting that Ctrl+S. Gotta hit it at least like 4 times before I can start believing :-P

My company is like:

Boss: How long do you estimate to make a universe?
God: 14 billion years.
Boss: You have 7 days. Please reserve 1 for Q&A.

When your mother keep waking you up asking where is MS Office Word...

me.children += 1;
^_^

Our website doesn't look the same on phone and desktop.

Please remove responsivness.

Flyer: "Looking for someone to code for coffee factory-thingy, we will not pay you in cash."

Me: "Fucking Pass!"

Flyer: "-We will pay you in bags of coffee instead, from itally"

Me: "-me that pen and sign me up!"

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

So, someone submitted a 'bug' to Mozilla.

As some of you may know, in the next year, the new mass surveillance law in the Netherlands is going into effect.

Another fun fact is that the dutch security agencies/government have their own CA (Certificate Authority) for SSL/TLS certificates.

The new law says that the AIVD (dutch NSA/GCHQ equivilant) is allowed to hack into systems through obtained certificates and also that they're allowed to INTERCEPT TRAFFIC THROUGH OBTAINED PRIVATE SSL/TLS KEYS.

So someone actually had the fucking balls to submit a fucking issue to Mozilla saying that the Dutch State certs shouldn't be accepted anymore when the new mass surveillance law gets into place.

This person deservers a fucking medal if you ask me.

*walks to the kitchen at work to get a glass of water*
*walks back and continues debugging an issue*
*starts drinking from the glass*
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*noticing that I never actually filled the glass*

😐

That "in the zone" moment 😆

For halloween I dress up as my current project deadline. Nothing is more scary than that shit!

Happy Halloween 🎃

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

Go home elementary, you're drunk

W...w...wha...whaaat?!

Me: “I want the AWS instance with 2TB of RAM.”

Friend: “What on earth for!?”

Me: “I need to run the Slack client and Chrome at the same time.”

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Met a cute girl at the ATM today.
Long story short, she gave me her Instagram account and I ended up giving her my GitHub account.

Debian is installing itself in Florida

Privacy is a legend

HTTP response code cheat sheet
(From /r/Programmer humor)

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

If you ever feel useless remember, Samsung has it's own App store

Gillette Excel

Pun of the day

Boss: I heard your colleagues hate dealing with code you wrote. Why?
Me: No comment

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Just learned new skills...