Hello guys. So after I posted the rant about me blocking Google and Facebook through my hosts file, some people commented with the idea of creating a gitlab page with more privacy tips etc.

Well, that is turning into a project (actual website) that I initially started alone but @ewpratten joined the 'team' as frontender!

He'll be doing the front end and I'll be doing the backend :).

I think this will be my first ever (active) collab so I'm pretty excited =D.

Every new product these days has the tag line "powered by AI"

FUCK OFF

No it isn't.

A mass of "if" statements isn't AI!

Q: What is the most used language in programming?

A: Profanity.

Case closed, stop arguing!

Me, flirting with a cute girl from the finance dept. in the kitchen:

"Well, back to the grind. I've got this really nasty bug to figure out."

Her: "It's a bracket."

Me: "Hahaha."

2 hours of debugging later… it was a missing bracket in a json string. 😓

Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.

Also, Oh My ZSH with autocomplete and syntax-highlighting. Terminal won't be the same without it. 😎

Vim, no needs for explanation

To the germans out here. Sorry, the joxe doesnt really translate to english

Telekinesis, so I could throw stuff at my colleagues when they're being stupid.

When I realize that tomorrow is a holiday 🎆🎊🎉🎇🎈✨🎁🍷🍷🍷🍷🍾🍾🍾🍾🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

We recently hired a fronted dev and she got confident enough to suggest we use nodejs, my literal reply:

We hired you so we would not have to deal with JavaScript.

Should see her face 😂

So I picked up my nephew from his kindergarten and he told me that forks have round holes.
I laughed and said that forks don't have holes, otherwise the food would fall down through them.

It turs out that he was right and I was wrong.