Exiting Vim!!

I am new in rant but loving it so far, any other Latin developers here?
Mexico🙋

Made a website for a friend's parents in 2015. Months later after the website was finished, I haven't been paid. Reminded them about the money, they say they will call me. No call received. So, I turned the website into this. (image)
2017, still haven't been paid.

When you get so used to the terminal that you fire one up just to rename a file even though the GUI is right in front of you

These are the questions distracting me while debugging

You know you have a REAL problem, when you have to actually POST a question you couldn't already find on Stackoverflow!

Stages of learning angular js
1. Wtf
2. I think I get it.
3. Wtf

Got this from a recruiter:

We are looking for a **Senior Android Developer/Lead** at Philadelphia PA

Hiring Mode: Contract

Must have skills:

· 10-12 years mobile experience in developing Android applications
· Solid understanding of Android SDK on frameworks such as: UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation, Network Programming, etc.
· Good Knowledge on REST Ful API and JSON Parsing
· Good knowledge on multi-threaded environment and grand central dispatch
· Advanced object-oriented programming and knowledge of design patterns
· Ability to write clean, well-documented, object-oriented code
· Ability to work independently
· Experience with Agile Driven Development
· Up to date with the latest mobile technology and development trends
· Passion for software development- embracing every challenge with a drive to solve it
· Engaging communication skills

My response:

I am terribly sorry but I am completely not interested in working for anyone who might think that this is a job description for an Android engineer.

1. Android was released in September 2008 so finding anyone with 10 years experience now would have to be a Google engineer.
2. UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation are all iOS frameworks
3. Grand Central Dispatch is an iOS mechanism for multithreading and is not in Android
4. There are JSON parsing frameworks, no one does that by hand anymore

Please delete me from your emailing list.

All the time

*inhales*

OVER 3 BILLION DEVICES RUN JAVA

There are in fact three unique Boolean values.
Their names are "true", "false", and
java.lang.NullPointerException
at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke0(Native Method)
at sun.reflect.NativeMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(NativeMethodAccessorImpl.java:39)
at sun.reflect.DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.invoke(DelegatingMethodAccessorImpl.java:25)
at java.lang.reflect.Method.invoke(Method.java:597)
...

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Everybody complains about SHA-1.
I'm so glad that I store passwords in plain text.

;-)

Opening your editor on Monday morning

Every so often I remember that the code I wrote is running in production and real customers are using it and I feel a little bit sick

Hmm.. Should I work on my game.. ..or play Skyrim..?

Uggg.. Being an adult is hard.. q.q

How to vertically center in css..

You don't need to reinvent the wheel, but you have to know how it works.

Windows 95 on a SSD - works great!

Why are there so many rude cunts on stack overflow?