- Cookie warnings
- Autoplay videos
- "It's better on the app!"
- Surprise paywall
- Newsletter popups
- "Sorry, this content is not available in your region!"
- Lazily paraphrasing another website without disclosing the source in an obvious way
- Anti-adblock popups
- "Become a pro-member today: starting at $4.99/month!"
- "Sign up here to get my free e-book! :)"
- "keep reading" button to load the rest of the damn article
- "We have a podcast!"
- ...

I hate the current state of the web.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

HP printer: *starts acting on its own*
*pulls plug*

NOW WHO FUCKING OWNS YOU, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?!! WHO PAID COLD HARD FUCKING MONEY FOR YOU HUH, FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?!!!!

Don't you ever dare to do anything again, unless I fucking tell you to, fucking worthless piece of shit, that can't even do its printer jobs properly!!! WORTHLESS FUCKING PIECE OF JUNK!!!

Guess I'll leave it unplugged until I have a new print job for it at this point. Geez, can't even trust my fucking printer to do what it's supposed to anymore!!! Long live the world in Big Brother. Lest we forget that there exists such a thing as fucking ownership!!!

* phone conversation with Dad*
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Busy creating website.
Dad: So, if I type " www", will I be able to see it?
Me: *explaining website hosting and servers for 15mins straight*
Dad: Huh. You do learn something in college then.
Me:🤐

Our team just got the best email from our client hahaha

The O(1) solution to any problem is to stop trying

Who else thinks having their devrant avatar in this loading screen (in the app) will give it a more personal touch? ;)

Never update on Friday, NEVER

Here is mine. #wk15 😎😎

Love your job, not your company.

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

Client: "You literally did what I asked you to do."
Me: ...
Client: "I need you to do it differently."
Me: ಠ_ಠ

Any devs from CIA's Frankfurt department here? I can't remember if I shut my TV off before I left home, can you check?
KTHXBYE

Let's clarify:
* Github is not Git
* Android is not Java
* Unit test is not TDD
* Java is not OOP
* Docker is not Devops
* Jenkins is not CI
* Agile is not institutionalised total chaos
* Developer is not Printer Support

Oh yes I know how it feels.

Finally a weekly rant where I can learn something!! 🙌

Mine:
-put linux on machine
-buy a gallon of coke
-run the ide
-start skype
-skype with my bud and code

And the thing that makes me The most productive: deadlines

25min-5min work strategy.. definitely one of the best way to keep me on track.

I'd say VIM, but I end up spending the day customizing my .vimrc file instead of actual productivity.

If I don't have any weird co-worker, does it mean I'm that weird co-worker? :/

Pretending to have a hard deadline if I don't have one. Gotta trick my brain in putting some effort into it.

How to make a movie hacking scene:
Pretend like your typing while running a Linux make build from source

I feel like people don't understand what I mean when I say "I'm a console gamer"

C is for kids, real men code in assembly.

Picture was taken right 'between' two years.

Story of an IT guy 🔫

I've been guessing all regex's in my past projects... If I'd be in a regex written exam, I'd be a goner.
ヽ（・＿・；)ノ

adding //To do in my code be like

Loneliness

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?

Just told my dad that python 3.6 launched yesterday, he asked me if i wanted it for christmas 😅