Everytime

C#? Should have used Java
Java? So much boilerplate, use node
JavaScript? Terrible language, get some types
Typescript? Lipstick on a pig
PHP? Gross
React? Should have used Angular
Angular? Should have used Vue
Vue? Why aren't you using jQuery + HTML
VSCode? Use vim instead

Stfu, no one gives a shit about your biased closed minded opinion. Your users really don't care what technology you use, so long as they're happy.

In my current company we're being forced to use Windows for web development... I can't use a VM because of the hardware specs.

This is now my screensaver.

That feeling when you boot up your shiny new laptop for the first time and there's no fucking Cortana, online accounts or mandatory updates right out of the box.

Thank you Dell ❤️

I am a programmer and i have never written bad code

So... NASA is using VueJS. Not a new news, but I just realized it. Vue rocks. :D

Got assigned to fix a bug in a validation function that would always return true even if the data is invalid.

I looked at the code from the function and noticed that the only line of code in the function was "return true;"

Apparently, the programmer who wrote this function a few years ago got fired and no one ever finished his work.

Now it amazes me that no one ever has looked at the problem and just assumed it would be a complicated bug.

— Why do you want to work at our office in Mexico?
— I want to be a señor developer.

Is it just me or are tech recruiters like used car salesman?

Love it when developers leave Vue in dev mode.

I mean....

i need this rn

What the fuck

Aye MAM....

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

Genius ^^

6 char

God saved my soul...

Implementing the application exactly like the client specified, because they won't listen.

oh John

How could you ever explain this to your family? PHP eww

PHP in 2030 :D

Linux and windows

!dev

Getting my breakfast at a hema store, pay by card and my pincode (contactless paying by card is also a thing here) and walk towards the cutlery.

Random guy: HEY YOU! YOU SHOULD PAY CONTACTLESS. PAYING BY PIN IS VERY DANGEROUS. YOU HEAR ME? PAY CONTACTLESS FROM NOW ON!
Me: uhm I usually pay with cash tbh but I don't like paying contactless through card....
Guy: YOU REALLY SHOULD. THEY STOLE MY FUCKING MONEY WHEN I PAID WITH MY CARD + PINCODE.

😶

when code gets especially ridiculous i wish there was a 'git punish' command...not just 'git blame'..

How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

Girl: "hey"

My Brain:
java.lang.NullPointerException:
at net.brain.functions.Talk.retrieveSpeech(Talk.java:2978)
at net.brain.functions.Talk.createFlirtyResponse(Talk.java:3132)

Me: null

*Girl walks away*

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

I still get letters in my mail box, but they are damn bills!