JS memes are the best

Dark theme is soothing 😋

the windows devs have really outdone themselves this time

I mean, what’s not to trust? I’m sure it’s virtually secure and private.

"Hey, quick call?"

No.

Client: There’s a bug in the app

Developer: How do I reproduce it?

Client: I don’t want it reproduced, I want it fixed!

Developer:🤐🤐🤐

I’m sorry

Which is more terrifying?
- devrant down
- stackoverflow down

I quit…. I have gone to start a farm. Farming is straightforward for the most times I will know why my crops are dying and intervene quickly. With systems they will die or people will break them. The system usually decides wen to work and wen not to work. Resolve issues by themselves after days..

They ate their cake and still expect to have it:

The worst unsubscribe form possible...

Oh boy do I sure love designing site layouts for mobile! The limited screen space makes me think about what's absolutely necessary to have on screen at any given time, and I need to account for both portrait and landscape. I love a good challenge - aaaand done! Time to check it out.

Ah, fuck, the browser has completely disregarded the text sizes I specified and headers of any size take up the entire screen space.

Ah, fuck, the browser has decided that 4 pixels of padding should be 32.

Ah, fuck, the browser has made the executive decision that images should be whatever size it's in the mood to display today.

Ah, fuck, all this enormous text has also wrapped itself to one letter per line.

Just a wild thought here: maybe mobile browsers should actually respect CSS rules.

that's true.

Tech lead in standup 🐤

"You can Download Sublime Merge, and try it for yourself - there's no time limit, no accounts, no metrics, and no tracking. The evaluation version is fully functional, but is restricted to the ***light theme only.***"

In your butt light theme haters ;)

*Corona Virus Lock-down*
-University Prof: "Now You have lots of time to do your projects. from now, you will have 1 project each week"

-Boss: "You are at home all day! can you increase your working hours?"

-Me: "Fuck Corona"

well, sorry Dave

Sad but true

I sold my first app today. I’m 70 cents richer now. ;)

Happy accidents !!!

In a world of password managers that can generate complex passwords of any length, please for the love of God include why my chosen password was rejected.

Don't decide to truncate the password without informing the user because, and this is key, they won't be able to use your service.
Looking at you GoDaddy.

😂😂😂😂

I have a teacher that does nothing but reading from powerpoint slides.
Wrote a script that does a better job.

UTF-8 gone wrong

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

I was trying to access this website from 15 min.

i think i need sleep :(

Wait... Why didn't anyone thought about that?

The react documentation can be taken wildly out of context!

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

If you hold a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.