Once IT Engineer was travelling by train in A/c class.

He was traveling alone!

Some time later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!

IT Engineer was pleasantly Happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made IT Engineer even more Happy!

Then she went and sat next to him!

IT Engineer was bubbling with Joy!

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me
else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me"

IT Engineer stared blankly at her!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote " I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say"

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!

IT Engineer took her note, kept it in his pocket!

He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"

MORAL OF THE STORY : DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT

😄😀😄

Bug fixing is an art...

Who else is coding with a portrait monitor?

$whiteWalkers = 0;
$text = 'HOLD THE DOOR';
$textLength = strlen($text);
$maxChars = 13;

while {
echo substr_replace($text, '' $maxChars/2, $textLength-$maxChars);
} do ($whiteWalkers < 8);

echo 'Hodor...':

Poor Hodor 😢

Last Friday all we did in office

devRant + Pizza + RedBull + Street Fighter V + Silicon Valley S03 E03 and E04

Best day ever 😀😀

I found a solid solution for clickbaiting!

You just have to:
... [read more]

If you're using outdated software, don't get mad when you lose support.

When you finally spot the missing semi colon.

When you don't know what is the wrong with your code :'(

I'm so easily distracted...
Set my self the target of planning a project and then doing a straight Hackathon while writing the most optimised code I can while programming.

Long story short.. Ended up sellotaping a lazer pen to my cats collar and watched her chase her self round the house.
Very productive day.

When your family asks what you do, and just walk away confused after you explain it..

Spending 2 hours to fix a bug when all you had to do was update jQuery.

A good Programmer ...

Did you end up with a desktop setup at home or do you strictly stick with a laptop and dock it at home?

Does anyone else adore the show Silicon Valley?

how i feel when coding with normal programming languages:
could you show me this text on screen please?
how i feel when coding with SQL:
GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

Source Control : FTP

index.php
index-16-05-2016.php
index.old.php
index.fix.php

GTH😜😂😊

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Real programmers count from 0 :D

"When you have a problem you can't solve, just google it. If you don't find another person that has encountered the same problem/error as you, you're doing something wrong."

- Software Engineering teacher, 2016

Designer x Developer gif