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Backend Developer
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Laravel, Symfony and everything PHP
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Switzerland
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rstadler333

Joined devRant on 6/9/2016

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To make my coworkers read my commit messages on peer reciews, I have opted to use Confucius style messages:

"Confucius say: 'mail address not clickable, bad for business'"

joke/meme 😁 confucius review
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Thanks to DevRant I found out about Rubber Duck Debugging. Now I can stop bothering my peers 😂

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I may look out of shape, but in truth I'm a <body>builder

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I was just thinking... The JetBrains devs must enter the office and be like:
"Today I'm gonna program a programming program for others to program, and I'll do it on the programming program I programmed last year."

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sometimes I can't understand how I got my senior web engineer position at my age.

but then I look at my fellow senior cursing about some stuff that he doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand (today it's npm) and then I feel ok again :D

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My new co-worker is extremely stressing. I have to give small tasks so he won't forget to do anything. I also have to explain what he has to do in detail, give him the full solution, and show him exactly how he has to do it.

And he has no idea how to use git. He makes a feature branch and pushes all his various, half-finished features into it and makes a pull request.

And then I still have to refactor his crappy code everytime cause he uses variables like $data, $accA, $accB, $accZ and forgets to use the definied color variables in sass.

I literally have to do my work and his as well -_-

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