What do french people use to share files?
Pierre to Pierre networks

I love it when a safety feature meets an edge case.

I was driving along the highway, with adaptive cruise control on. There were cars in front of me and also behind me.
The car ahead of me set his turn indicator to the right and was decelerating for the exit ramp.
All good, heart rate 60bpm, there was plenty of space to get passed...
Suddenly, my car was like "PANIC, PANIC, EMERGENCY, BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE!!" And some automagic emergency brake triggered.
And I was like, "WHAAATT THEE FUUU...."

You cannot make these random emergency stops when a car is trailing your ass at high speed.

Yeah, it was something with the radar and the car fluctuating in front but anyway, nice feature.

I just worked on server stuff for so long I feel like I can speak bash and nginx config better than english

it's gonna be long night - after drank vodka 😂

My new sweatshirt. When maths loves LOTR

Stackoverflow.

Sometimes marketing people are really impressive

So True!

Best way of saving your code.
Which one do you prefer? 😅

Source: r/ProgrammerHumor

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

Done is better than perfect!

When your Boss is a programmer & humorous at the same time... :/

Interviewer - so what's your email ID?

Candidate- sir, abc@xyz.com

Interviewer - and password?

Candidate- 12345678

Interviewer - you shared such a confidential information so easily for the job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better offers?

Candidate - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My password can be

12345678

Or

Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

Or

1twothreefourfivesixseveneight

1twothreefourfivesixseven8….. so on

Or

2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4….)

13355557777778 (1, two 3, four 5……, 8)….. so on

Or

Combination of all of these…

By the way, did I mention use of capitals? 😂

Finally that candidate was offered with the position as
" HR Manager"

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

You will never exit this fitness club. 😜

Growing up in a small village with no friends...

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

In case you forgot

I like how nano not only shows you unnecessary whitespaces, it throws them in your face and and screams "YOU SEE THAT? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? DELETE THIS DISGRACE TO CLEAN INDENTED CODE!"

Without words.

Never ask a woman about their age.

Never ask a man about their wage.

Never ask a dev about their bugs.

Me: I need a Windows PC to test my code on.
Server dude: We don't have any free, but I can setup an old server for you.
Me: 🤔 .. I'll take it!

That feeling you get when you compile and there are no warnings

Most hilarious bug I found in Windows 10. 😂😂😂

Have you ever quit because of someone, be it a manager, dev, or even a receptionist? Who and why?

Come to the Dark Side, we have Linux.

Debian is installing itself in Florida

A new dev ask me for the "C hashtag" and i WTF?!

welcome to hogwarts