First job setup after finishing college

My first post, and It's about Silicon Valley. I think this is a documentary and not a comedy show:)

Paying bills on payday

Hello darkness, my old friend... devRant dark theme coming soon

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less of a rant more of a wahooo but just had an email offering me an job after i gradute in july ;)

Spent several weeks on a stored procedure and its a masterpiece. Works perfectly and looks amazing with well commented code @rowseyej helped a little.

Any one else have a problem buying gadgets they don't need? I just bought an Amazon Echo and not entirely sure what to do with it. I also have about 6 waiting to be shipped from kickstarters

When Support burst into your office to find 4 devs standing in front of a whiteboard with frustrated faces.

And still asks: "Got time for a question? this will only take a minute.."

Exception handling.

Can't count on my two hands how many times I've done this.

I wish I could put this much effort into my job.

LinkedIn messages from recruiters saying I'm the perfect fit for a job that requires 3 languages I've never worked with 🙄

Any HIMYM fans out there?

Still my favorite comic

Silicon Valley rules!

Let the bafflement commence

When the fellow dev on your team buys a house and you just want a dog and your future model 3 (we are the same age) #LifeGoals

Who else checks Product Hunt in the morning

The feeling when someone you stood up on date last week on Tinder, starts working in the same office some days later.

Next week!

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."

The man below replies, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"*

"Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

Programmer: ..coding..

"Planet explodes"

Programmer: removes earbud:

"...what?"

int getRandomNumber() {
return 4; //chosen by fair dice roll.
}

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university.

After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast.

Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ?

The man hesitated for a second looking confused.

Man: But I thought we were in the same class

Heh heh

How DEVs try to hide bugs in a demo..

its not a bug (beetle) it's a feature!

ALL the time!