Part of the new hire process was all salaried employees had to work all hourly position jobs for a day (over a several week period, not all in one day) to really understand what we do.

I once hazed a new network admin who was working in the call center and I sent his station a pop-up message:
“Ha! Fire me will you!! I planted this virus and if you don’t enter the password in 60 seconds I will erase the database.” The pop-up had a counter counting down from 60.

This was over the lunch hour, so all the supervisors and managers were away and ‘Mark’ in a panic ran into our office (I was hiding under my desk)

Mark: GUYS!!...GUYS!!!....OMG!….Where the frack is everybody?!!!”

He runs out.

I peek out the door window and about a second later he’s running down the hall with one of the vice presidents. Mark shows the VP the message, VP looks over at our office, sees me…laughs and walks back to his office (not saying much to Mark).

Mark not knowing what’s going on watches the counter…3...2…1….
”Just kidding. Welcome to the company!”

Ahhh…the repeated sounds of “You son of a -bleep-!!” never sounded so sweet.

Every house story

I've a feel, today will be a mess.

I still didn't smoke a sigaret (or anything else) since 1 january 2017 15:00 PM!

Rant, why do people think if you are a dev you must know anything tech related ...

Dear fellow frontend devs: either name your classes like-this or like_this, but don't mix the two, because I will punch you.

Wait... What?

Custom devRant swag! 😃
(I bought some genuine swag as well, I'm not just doing it to get cheaper swag...)

I was watching this movie's trailer called Let's Be Evil, it did look promising based on the genre (Sci-Fi, Thriller, Horror) and synopsis (includes Augmented Reality (AR) tech) BUT as I soon was on this frame right here, I am not going to watch the movie now. 😂
You are making a high tech movie, at least do intend to add some realistic code snippets or scripts related to AR rather than showing some random plain HTML.

You can watch the trailer here : https://youtu.be/Nsbzf3bL4Qg

Code will appear around 0:15

I JUST GOT THE JOB OFFER!!! They are paying me well and with full benefits and they are going to pay for extended training on top of that!!

This internship was one of my better decisions! :)

Tides of time but still...

You're brave enough.. You're brave enough.. Everybody's brave enough....

Mmmh... dd/mm/yyyy or dd-mm-yyyy standardized, site-wide formatting...

Thanks for the stickers - putting them to good use on my Windows 98 gaming laptop 😍 She's a beauty, fully loaded up with the classics like Doom, Sim City, Wolfenstein 3D and... Um... VGA Miner 😂

Not sure if he likes the way it looks or he just wants to devour it. Pretty confident it's the second.

5mins of code, 15mins of reddit, 5mins of code, 15mins of imgur...

How many developers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, its a hardware problem 😂😂👌👌

3:26 AM and still programming 😴😃

I don't have a ton of friends, but I do have a few. None of them can code (one has tried HTML/CSS and didn't get past the fundamentals). When I make something cool, and show it off to my friends they just don't understand the struggles and triumphs that were involved in that project. As a beginner/intermediate dev, feedback is huge and no one I know in person can give it to me. There are a couple people I chat with online that help me with my projects, but that's nothing like sitting down with someone and listening to their feedback, suggestions, ect.

Why do my friends have to be so non-techy?

Dunno why, but I love to code with that song

That one device, whom you can (not) ask for anything ;)

The secret of a good code ?
The right cup size.

I'm not much of a dev, I just wanted a snazzy avatar...

When a coworker thinks that you're friends because they watched The IT Crowd with 1337 subtitles on

wtffffff 😂

Staying up past 2am makes me make weird things

My wife just guessed the wifi password at a cafe.

Can you fall in love twice?

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

When you're getting paid by the hour instead of by the job.

Source: UNILAD Tech