My motivation to stay awake tonight.

I love these theoretical CS problems

#javascript

*Downloads Android Studio from the official Android website*
*Opens Android Studio*
Android Studio: "Error: Process command usr/local/android-studio/jre/bin/java finished with non-zero exit value 127
Me: I didn't even do anything yet. I guess I'll change the default Java directory to my native Java JDK
*One hour later*
Android Studio: 50 errors occurred during the Gradle Build.
Me: ( ._.)

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Coincidence?

Can totally relate to this

Reasons why I love Google and their general attitude

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

Java's problem.