@dfox thought I saw you on the road for a second...

"Well done son. Now you can be our tech support for life"

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Coding style is like fart. Everyone is ok with their own but think everybody else's stink

Finally I realized that PHP means 'Programmers Hate Programming '.

Didn't know Samsung is now building weapons

Me trying to fix all the bugs

Credit: Internet

True...

A little while ago, my hackathon group started using Go more than Node....

I had to ask...

Where did all the Node hype Go?

I'm starting a new job next week so I don't currently have a desk, but my boyfriend loves the cross stitched Yoshis I made for him!

Also, fuck cross stitching. It's the worst. I'm never doing it again. What was supposed to be a Christmas gift turned into a belated Valentine's gift.

The only macbook air I can afford

credits : 9gags

😂😂👍

This guy is the best coworker ever. He analyzes my algorithms, advises me when to eat or take breaks, and reminds me not to take life too seriously. He's pretty helpful with debugging too.

how to make a feature request
1. dump Db table with 153 column to Excel
2. print!
3. circle column 47 on page 3, scribble feature description
4. scan! remember to use proprietary file format no one has
5. new e-mail, add "VERY URGENT!!!" to subject line
6. write "will call, discuss details monday"
6.a. attach proprietary-scanned-excel-dump-feature-description (optional)
7. postscript: deadline wednesday!!
8. wait for tuesday
9. send!
...

The only thing I disabled was this pop up.

The work internet seems to having trouble staying up. I wonder if they do Viagra for routers.

work from home. desk and pretty much everything with it stolen in family dispute. I'm holding my laptop on a small nightstand. finally got a new pc today at least :/

I guess unix was made by pervs as I have to command it to Touch, Finger, Unzip, Strip, Mount, Fsck, Unmount and Sleep

That awkward moment when you're so sleepy that you put the earphone's 3.5mm jack into your ears.

I empathize with him.

When you pass a completely unproductive day and start questioning your life choices

Try to solve a problem almost all night. Wake up and fix it in seconds.