"Girl, are you a datacenter? Because I just love being inside them"

/ Sysadmin

Stages of Debugging..
I spent most of my time in self blame stage.

Handy guide to webpack:

1. Copy-paste stuff from internet until it works.

That's it!

Today I broke a record 🎉

..in the production database 😅

YouTube TV changelog:

That's it I'm done with CSS alignment 💀

\(+_+)/

Bf: what you doing?
Me: coding
Bf: do you ever stop working?!
Me: I'm not 'working', I'm doing my own project.
Bf: but you do that at work. Why do you want to keep doing it?
Me: it's fun?

--- a few days later ---

Bf: what you doing?
Me: reading.
Bf: omg you're not coding! What are you reading?
Me: a book about coding
Bf: *faceplam*

Boss: “Do you think you can work on Saturday? We really need the help.”

Me: “Yes, of course.”

Boss: “Great, thank you.”

Me: “I’ll probably be late, though, as public transport is slow on the weekends.”

Boss: “Okay, when do you think you will be at the office?”

Me: “Monday”.