I punch em in the face

Shit happens... but never let your shit go to far... specially while in production or drunk.

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Pretty accurate answer I must say

Suicide Linux

Users: “It’d be nice if notifications were all pretty and organized...”

Android: “You got that, buddy!”

iOS:

I have got 99 problems and emoji encoding ain't one of them.

P.S. /r/softwaregore

Splitting 5 lines of code to 3 functions

This company has been a "start-up" for 5 years farming money off of fucking idiots using a shitty CMS.

- The senior dev gets paid 15/hr
- No use of version control or testing
- the CEO has no fucking knowledge about tech.

and you wonder why it's FAILING?! I'm surprised you guys stayed afloat this long, jesus fucking christ.

OMG...😂😂😂

!rant

Advice
[1] Don’t panic! All will become clear in time.
[2] You don’t have to know every detail of C++ to write good programs.
[3] Focus on programming techniques, not on language features.

just read in "A Tour of C++11" by Bjarne Stroustrup

It's not just true for C++, that's true for everything

I'm working on my own code editor with 'multiplayer', option to draw stuff, option to design algorithm schemes, option to browse SQLite databases and most importantly - I've based entire interface on HTML/CSS/JS and entire backend on C# and PHP, so it works both online (via browser) and offline (via program).

Tell me whatchu think, it's still work in progress.
(I've removed the name of it so when I share this project with my future employer, he doesn't connect the dots)

When someone asks me how I learned so many programming languages

Pop OS looks good (built on Ubuntu).

Everytime I need to edit a document

My 25 cent mouse. Yep $0.25 you got it. I love china and ebay