I just started working on a little project to browse devrant from terminal. It converts images to ascii art!

Had to explain the difference between front and backend.

Restaurant:
Waiter == frontend
Cook == backend

Recruiters, please understand that only because Java and Javascript share same Letters its not the same language ! Just like Ham and Hamster are not the same thing

Just had an email from the MD saying anyone caught streaming music will be given a disciplinary.... think it's time for a new job

How programming teachers must feel sometimes...

Spare semi colon,

You are a tremendous cunt

Glad I've found you now.

- programmer's hiku

😂😢

Coincidence?

1. Put headphones
2. Put videogame OST (Chrono Trigger is the best)
3. Start Atom
4. Sacrifice a male virgin to my Code Muse to replenish her mana stock
5. Jerk off seeing a fat granny midget porn
6. Clorophorm and put my coworker to sleep so he doesn't interrupt me to show the FailArm best fails of 2016
7. Atom is still loading, so I curse all the GitHub fuckers
8. Give up and start my emulator to play Chrono Trigger
9. Receive a pull request and realise I need to work and be a productive member of society
10. Goto 1

Hello world!

Bet no one came up with that beauty yet.

Everyone loves dark themes. I think I'm alone.

The secret of a good code ?
The right cup size.

Goodbye Yahoo!
My very first email address was @yahoo.com.

Best experience: Learned about templates

Worst experience: Had to use templates

Looking for a job as a deveoper be like:

Job title: car driver

Job requirements: professional skills in driving normal- and heavy-freight cars, buses and trucks, trolley buses, trams, subways, tractors, shovel diggers, contemporary light and heavy tanks currently in use by NATO countries.

Skills in rally and extreme driving are obligatory!
Formula-1 driving experience is a plus.

Knowledge and experience in repairing of piston and rotor/Wankel engines, automatic and manual transmissions, ignition systems, board computer, ABS, ABD, GPS and car-audio systems by world-known manufacturers - obligatory!

Experience with car-painting and tinsmith tasks is a plus.

The applicants must have certificates by BMW, General Motors and Bosch, but not older than two years.

Compensation: $15-$20/hour, depends on the interview result.

Education requirements: Bachelor's Degree of Engineering.

Me: 1 is something, 0 is nothing, NULL is the absence of things
JuniorDev: wut
Me: You've got pizza in a box, that's 1. If there's no pizza in the box, that's 0. If there's no pizza and no box, that's NULL.
JuniorDev: OOH so there's no object to reference if I ask for a slice!
Me: *small tear*

Always explain things in terms of pizza. Always.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

!rant

I don't have a rubber duck, but I do have a dust bunny.

I don't have a ton of friends, but I do have a few. None of them can code (one has tried HTML/CSS and didn't get past the fundamentals). When I make something cool, and show it off to my friends they just don't understand the struggles and triumphs that were involved in that project. As a beginner/intermediate dev, feedback is huge and no one I know in person can give it to me. There are a couple people I chat with online that help me with my projects, but that's nothing like sitting down with someone and listening to their feedback, suggestions, ect.

Why do my friends have to be so non-techy?

be careful bro 😂

Spend two hours debugging code. Found out I misspelled "environment". FML.

'Coding and Crushing It.' playlist on Spotify is all I need. Seriously, try it out, you'll feel like instantly changing all your handles to CodeLord27 once you press play. https://open.spotify.com/user/...

Process.Start(@"brain.exe"); 😪

Heard yesterday this is my last week. I have 5 jobinterviews this week. Go!

I kinda feel sorry for him

Stickers are in. Works well with the zelda decal. :)

Found the perfect home for my new devRant sticker (with some minor modification). Thanks @dfox!