When you use a new technology without reading the documentation first.

everytime i think of something i realize it goes like that

Choosing to be a PHP Developer

When you think you are a fairly decent programmer, then you try to align two buttons next to each other in CSS

// TODO hahaha

Pssst... do you want some... silicon? 😏

What if programmers made the world 🌎?? 😝😂

Npm lol....😂😂

This is me :P

Digging through my old favorites and found this, still makes me chuckle.

These keep getting better and better

Just want to share some fun 😁

Let's share some home screens

When some random customer of one if our (bank) clients tweeted about receiving money to their mobile money account in less than a minute (while it was like an hour before we built an API for that shit). Knowing I was the dev that made that happen made my heart melt

Do ya ever hate how often people use the term "AI" so loosely. It's like saying your thermostat or your "smart oven" (or "smart"-everything) is "AI-infused" because it can regulate the temperature. Unless the machine actually learns something for next time around, a bunch of "if" statements isn't truly AI in my book.

"Amazon EC2 now offers Microsoft SQL Server 2017 with Red Hat Enterprise Linux 7.4"

A bit long read but worth it for every dev to become a better dev.

No no, not from me.
From Linus Torvalds himself.
https://lkml.org/lkml/2017/...

For the Germans among us. Found it at the Dortmund train station today. At least the syntax is right.

Why isn't this ready for testing yet?

Could it be that despite multiple meetings emails and face to face conversations none of you have provided me with what I actually need?

Yes I can create you new email and SMS campaigns. But I need two little things first.
1 The template text.
2 The sign off forms from compliance

Without them I can't do shit. So stop chasing me on where we're at because I've been chasing you on this for two weeks.

This shit here is why I'm the grumpy It guy.

Php developers

Fedora's warnings are on point

Complaining about Windows is like complining about the bike you fell from. Learn to ride the fucking thing.

When you talk to other devs about what their code did. I also relate myself to this.

Probably old but it made my 5 min of mindless scrolling a little more interesting

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

I like frontend when using no frameworks. I also like when websites use no frameworks and don't write unnecessary code. So that I can use it even if my mobile internet speed gets locked at 16K and from the consumer perspective I think especially in Europe developers should consider this. Moreover I think it's generally more fun to just write your own site from scratch, it will take longer but it will allow one to be more creative and the whole experience will be more fulfilling.

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Don't know what to say found this on reddit

Defragmentation

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So true