When you spend hours figuring out where the bug is, with no luck, and then you wake up in the middle of the night knowing exactly what and how to fix...

Front end and vim

We are all wizards

Yes please!

Devlife

When I drink and code at home I put "while drunk" at the end of a commit so I know which ones to look back over later. This system worked great for me until yesterday when I included that in a PR for a work repo.

When you accidentally leave a console.log in your code that goes into production that says: "I'm fucking working!!!" and notice it a year later when fixing a bug.

Make sense ...

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

you'd think by now people would understand version control. a whole days work gone because of bad merging.

Laughing about avoiding Windows update and publishing a meme about it on slack

Devops guy runs a remote cmd to my computer to restart and update

Me waiting for 30 mins

Conclusions : " avoid it silently"

Let the bafflement commence

When you feel old, because you're the only vim user within your company.

Infinite while loop.

Never came home.

Client: we love Internet Explorer, can you show me how the best way to use it?

Me:
Step 1: Open Internet Explorer

Step 2: Search & download Chrome.

Step 3: Close Internet Explorer

Step 4: Move Internet explorer to the bin.

Step 5: Never talk about using Internet Explorer again.

Using your root privileges wisely..

There is a special place in hell for people who drink the last of the coffee and don't make a new pot!

when you attend too many talks and conferences and run out of room.

When you trying to fix bug!

#CodeChef

My teammate just said they don't know what OOP is 🙃

When trying to enter the bios....

You know you're productive when your coffee turns cold before you finish it.

when you're dead tired but can't fall asleep until you figure out this piece of code. then once you figure it out, you're so pumped you can't sleep. fml. catching up on devrant it is then

You know you're being unproductive when your screen goes into standby mode.

How to be a successful developer:
1. Identify a problem that you don't know the answer to.
2. Spend 10 minutes searching Google for a solution, trying various keyword combos.
3. Click the link to the solution in Stackoverflow.
4. Find the solution with the most +1's.
5a. If solution looks good, implement the solution in your code.
5b. If solution is not applicable, return to step 2.
6. Test your implementation.
7a. If the problem is solved, bask in the glory of success and return to step 1.
7b. If the problem is not solved, move your hand vigorously through your hair, pulling out several strands. Exhale loudly. Next return to step 2.

Well that's right!

Idea matters for an entrepreneur...

#entrepreneur #idea # fact

The scariest thing in programming is when something works when it shouldn't