And I thought Stackoverflow was my Friend.

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak

an actual recruiter on LinkedIn:

looking for a full stack developer with 10+ years of experience with React programming and 5+ years of experience with the blockchain and machine learning.

Are you sure ?

Let the fun begin xD

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

So today I had a client come in and give me a free "broken" laptop that wouldnt turn on and was covered in grease and what appeared to be dog hair everywhere. So i go through my every day troubleshooting, found the problem and fixed it. Next i disassemble the entire laptop and just start air dusting and cleaning connections like crazy. Now I'm a proud owner of a really old school laptop that I can probably keep alive for another 10 years :) This will be a perfect machine to test arch linux on 😃

I'm not so sure about that..

When fixing things:
Linux = be root
Windows = reboot

Hmmmm, wonder who this reminds me of...

(Stolen from Twitter)

I started working in 2014. In one of my first jobs they gave me a virtual machine running Windows 2000.

I had a conversation that went more or less this way:

Me: «Why a so old OS?»
Boss: «Because we rely on an old library which has been compiled on Windows 2000»
Me: «What library is it? Who wrote it?»
Boss: «We wrote it. It belongs to our company.»
Me: «Can we try to port it on a more recent OS?»
Boss: «Oh, we've lost the source code a long time ago...»
Me: «...»

Hmmmmm

This made my evening

Made an organization on Github. Let's hope that I come across some amazing people and amazing ideas.

My WiFi adapter is not working correctly... Must be a problem with Linux drivers

My friend said "I googled it on duck duck go"

Me: Dude what?

Hmmm...

Guess he used try/catch

Stackoverflow.

>you love Google
>you're writing a CV
>you have big ego
>your CV looks like that one
>you're probably me

WOW!

my code just worked on the first try....

This is what usually do now a days

I think my weather app wants to call me someday!

Image scaling

HTML vs html5

After one week into devRant

The more you look, the worse it gets

Do you salt passwords? Yes...
Ladys and Gentlemen my father

one big fucking note to starting Node.js programmers

never

EVER

commit node_modules

seriously you're a fucking retard if you do commit that shit

¯\_(ツ)_/¯